Sven, our investigative reporter here at the Asylum, part-time dishwasher at The Underground, in Underground, TX and award winning photographer of compost bins, found another
Category: Current Events
Someone’s Christmas Letter
Dispatches from the Asylum received the following Christmas letter, obviously sent to us by mistake. But it was so true, heartfelt and honest 😉
Hilarious Hijinks From The Usual Shysters
Overseas reporter for Dispatches from the Asylum, Ms. Ukusi Menya, former counter espionage agent with TASS News Agency/Moscow, runner-up in Ms. Moscow Pageant, and part
It’s All A Show
From the Huffington Post comes the following: Trump Admits His Threat To Lock Up Clinton Was Just For Show Asylum’s political correspondent, Ophélie, owner
Friday Night Frights, Counter-balanced With Pure Class
Friday night frights…the insanity continues UBER SHOULD RESTORE USER CONTROL TO LOCATION PRIVACY (http://www.infowars.com/uber-should-restore-user-control-to-location-privacy/) Uber wants to keep tracking you 5 minutes after the
Pope-a-Dope
From the Vatican comes this unsavory morsel – the pope speaks of eating shit! Yes, indeed – Coprophagia – the consumption of feces, was on
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