Month: March 2017

No Fools This April

In an effort to shun laughter, hijinks, tricks, pranks and other little everyday things that might bring a chuckle, or even an outright guffaw, Swedish and Norwegian newspapers ditch April Fools’ due to fake news Somber news, indeed!  Appears it’s not… Read More ›

Kindness Has No Boundaries

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~ Mark Twain Heartwarming Act of Compassion No matter how cynical and discouraged we may become from watching neighbor against neighbor, culture against culture, country against… Read More ›

The Plan

In somewhat of an aberration of the times, something happened recently that the West isn’t accustomed to…two people, a man and woman, no less – each from another country – one, a leader of a country; another, a woman running… Read More ›

The Sorcerer Speaks

Proof that demons roam the earth in human form, we have this from of the latest demon surfacing: Russian “hack” of US elections an ‘Act of war’ – Dick Cheney Russia’s “hack” of the 2016 US elections could be “considered… Read More ›

Manufacturing Opinion

“We found that thousands of people were suffering from acute Moscowitis—a state which permits the belief of any absurdity and the shoving away of any facts. Eventually, of course, we found that the Russians are suffering from Washingtonitis, the same… Read More ›

From Borscht to Stroganoff

Ah yes, leave it to to those beacons of truth, purveyors of factual reporting, stalwarts of unbiased reporting, CNN and YAHOO!, to continue to provide the latest breathless scoop of Trump and associates getting down with anything Russian from Borscht to… Read More ›

Life Support

It’s been a while since we heard from Overseas reporter for Dispatches from the Asylum, Ms. Ukusi Menya, former counter espionage agent with TASS News Agency/Moscow, runner-up in Ms. Moscow Pageant, and part-time ballet instructor at Minsky’s Ballet Club. Let’s… Read More ›

Let’s Be Machines!

  The sick individual finds himself at home with all other similarly sick individuals. The whole culture is geared to this kind of pathology. The result is that the average individual does not experience the separateness and isolation the fully… Read More ›

Executive Nut-Jobs

From, comes the following: Crazy at the wheel: psychopathic CEOs are rife in Silicon Valley, experts say We here at the Asylum, having many years experience working at various corporations, would venture to say it’s not just CEO’s in… Read More ›