We are all fantastically nostalgic for the days of yore, before government dickheads banned smiles, hugs – beating businesses into submission, along with their jobs

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We are all fantastically nostalgic for the days of yore, before government dickheads banned smiles, hugs – beating businesses into submission, along with their jobs
Remember just a scant 10 months ago, when Skittles were falling from the skies and all was right with the world? Neither do we. Those
As businesses have been shuttered and jobs lost due to government cement heads’ edicts, orders and mandates, these shysters who haven’t lost their jobs, sitting
As millions turn in after an exhaustive day of trudging through the bullshit de jour from living in this shit-show, the irresistible urge to drink
The magic bean stalk of government and corporate shitfuckery beckons all the unwashed to line up, roll up and shut up. For glorious gifts of
As America collectively clutches their pearls, waiting to see if the orange clown is ousted by other government clowns who aren’t orange before January 20th,