Current Events

Manufacturing Opinion

“We found that thousands of people were suffering from acute Moscowitis—a state which permits the belief of any absurdity and the shoving away of any facts. Eventually, of course, we found that the Russians are suffering from Washingtonitis, the same… Read More ›

From Borscht to Stroganoff

Ah yes, leave it to to those beacons of truth, purveyors of factual reporting, stalwarts of unbiased reporting, CNN and YAHOO!, to continue to provide the latest breathless scoop of Trump and associates getting down with anything Russian from Borscht to… Read More ›

Life Support

It’s been a while since we heard from Overseas reporter for Dispatches from the Asylum, Ms. Ukusi Menya, former counter espionage agent with TASS News Agency/Moscow, runner-up in Ms. Moscow Pageant, and part-time ballet instructor at Minsky’s Ballet Club. Let’s… Read More ›

Let’s Be Machines!

  The sick individual finds himself at home with all other similarly sick individuals. The whole culture is geared to this kind of pathology. The result is that the average individual does not experience the separateness and isolation the fully… Read More ›

Executive Nut-Jobs

From, comes the following: Crazy at the wheel: psychopathic CEOs are rife in Silicon Valley, experts say We here at the Asylum, having many years experience working at various corporations, would venture to say it’s not just CEO’s in… Read More ›


“To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.” ― Aristophanes, The Knights If you know someone who isn’t adept at keeping their promises, you might want to suggest that they consider a run at President of… Read More ›

Nap Time

From, comes the following: Southern Illinois University will soon host a month-long series of “nap-ins” to help guide students on their “internal journey to diversity.” There will be four two-hour nap sessions offered, after which students will be able… Read More ›

The Kings of Comedy

Use to be that one had to go to a comedy nightclub for top-notch comedic entertainment.  Or if one wants to take a chance at “free” comedy, one always has TV and Cable sit-coms to sit back and waste a… Read More ›

The Show Must Go On

“The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.” – H.L. Mencken From Comey To Testify In Russia “Election Hacking” Hearing On March 20 The Republican chairman of the House Intelligence Committee said… Read More ›

It’s Always Something

One wakes up in the West, fortunate to have a roof overhead, heat, stove and something to eat compared to areas in the East that have been laid to waste by the “deep state”, “shadow government”, or as we here… Read More ›