Dispatches from the Asylum

*** Trump Announces Blockade of Strait of Hormuz by Kyle Anzalone | Apr 12, 2026 – libertarianinstitute.org President Donald Trump announced on Truth Social that the United States

*** At Least 254 Killed, Over 800 Wounded in Massive Israeli Attacks on Lebanon – antiwar.com by Jason Ditz The ink was barely dry on last

*** Trump Declares Two Week Ceasefire With Iran  Iran’s Supreme National Security Council said Iran has achieved a ‘historic victory’ by getting the US to

*** The peace presidents’ latest insanity: Trump says ‘a whole civilization will die tonight’ if Iran does not make a deal US president Donald Trump once again

*** The Agent of Destruction pulled his hand out of his ass and threw the following against the wall: ABC News’ Mary Bruce asked President

*** Trump looking forward to launching Power Plant Tuesday from British military bases Normal Island News President Trump says he is looking forward to launching