Dispatches from the Asylum

Like the cornholio that won’t go away, we have the orange-headed lunatic who keeps popping off, not only sending his detractors screaming into the lower

Candy canes and lollipops continue to fall from the skies, brought to us by government hyena’s and corporate pigs who continue with their propaganda campaign

“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an

The factory of sadness rolls on, with masks of oxygen depravation still the normal fashion accessory one never leaves home without. The unwashed continue to

We all know corporations are forever looking out for us. How do we know…hey, they continue to tell us so. Creating wonders like sneakers that