Dispatches from the Asylum

Father Time, undefeated as he is, is always busy, and the thanks to the walking dead’s uncanny ability to ignore being reamed up the arse

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”– P. J. O’Rourke *** First…a bit of music

  Alien civilizations will stumble upon this in the future and deem that humanity wasn’t worth saving for one reason alone. People read or listened

Completely unable to understand life’s most perplexing problems – like when you wear a face diaper, you’re breathing in the carbon dioxide you just exhaled,