Hilarious Hijinks From The Usual Shysters

Overseas reporter for Dispatches from the Asylum, Ms. Ukusi Menya, former counter russian-lady-clem-onojeghuoespionage agent with TASS News Agency/Moscow, runner-up in Ms. Moscow Pageant, and part time conductor of Upper Volga Region Symphonic Orchestra has urgent dispatch regarding “secret” CIA assessment that Russia intervened to aid in Trump win.

(Editor’s note:  As always, thank you for your patience with Ms. Menya’s english)

Comrades across world, and specially in USA, this is outlandish laughter – like make-believe tales we put little Russian tikes to sleep with in Mother Russia.   Firstly, what is with this “secret” assessment?  You have goods, show us goods.  It is doubtful such secret assessment is true.  More than likely, this is like some secret sauce you find in crappy fast food joint – covering fake food with fake sauce.

As per usual, hijinks by parts of USA government and colliding media – this is all, how you say, fabulous fabricating.   It is very simply to understanding, comrades.  I explain.   You have globalist elites who have eyes bleeding over Trump election.  Why?   Simple, comrades – globalist pigs currently running show have much control to lose.   Trump may end up being another dumbski like most politicos but why you think  government shysters and main stream media losers hate him so?  Possibly, he is not controlled by globalist knuckle brains.  Possibility that Trump win means stinky royalty will no longer be able to continue with endless wars that make them and stinky royalty friends very profitable.   Stinky royalty won’t be able to continue with endless programs to spy on you;  to propagandize you, to send jobs to countries who make cheap goods with, how you say, slavery labor.  Stinky royalty, in short, won’t be royalty for much longer but will surely remain stinky.

Don’t forget comrades, it was main stream media and democratic pundits who blame Mother Russia for “fake news” and election rigging are same group of nut jobs who said Mrs. Clinton was an automatic pilot to win presidency.  It is same group of nut jobs who gave Mrs. Clinton campaign questions in advance of debates.   It is same group who have provided cover over heads of government criminals for years and years to start their wars, to fleece the public – in general, to commit any crime they can get away with that will line their ushankas.

If Russia really hacked up election for Trump victory, does one actually think we would do so and leave our hand paws all over for everyone to witness?   Please!  The dim wittiness of these dumbskis causes side-splitting laughter.

Check out these articles written by bought and paid for media shysters:

Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win White House  (Wash Post)

DID RUSSIAN AGENTS INFLUENCE THE U.S. ELECTION WITH FAKE NEWS?  (Vanity Fair)

A Powerful Russian Weapon: The Spread of False Stories  (NY Times)

Media Wakes Up To Russia’s ‘Fake News’ Only After It Is Applied Against Hillary  (Forbes)

All these give me belly giggles.  And I won’t even bring up the Russian Uranium deal back when Mrs. Clinton was Secretary of State.   You can read here for additional laughs

Even Putin got in on laugh fest about all this.   Check out following 40 second clip

 

 

So, comrades, we can see once again that the globalist tricksters will never give up their desire to screw world.  So desperate they are to hang to power that they will lie, cheat, lay eggs, have cows and about anything they can think of to hold reins of power cords.

But let us forget about these frisky dumbskis for now and concentrate on making world less ugly tomorrow than it was today.

In spirit of love of beauty, I leave you with example of another genius Russian composter, Sergei Prokofiev.   Piece only 5 minutes in length but enough time to sip on Vodka on ice cubes for additional enjoyment.  We particularly enjoy the animated feelings of not only conductor who is Russian, of course, but also of 1st violin player.  Obviously, he has Russian blood running in veins or maybe has Russian wife at home that he can’t wait to return to!

As with all classical music, we have strict policy at Asylum that loudness must be close to maximum for sustained sensory ecstasy.

Zalyoobóf!!

Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, No 13 Dance of the Knights (Valery Gergiev, LSO)

 

 

 

 

 



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