Friday Night Frights, Counter-balanced With Pure Class

 

comic-1296117_1280Friday night frights…the insanity continues

UBER SHOULD RESTORE USER CONTROL TO LOCATION PRIVACY

(http://www.infowars.com/uber-should-restore-user-control-to-location-privacy/)

Uber wants to keep tracking you 5 minutes after the trip has finished.

Up to five minutes after the driver ends a trip, even if the Uber app is in the background.
Uber justifies the location collection to “improve pickups, drop-offs, customer service, and to enhance safety.” For example, Uber could notice that the driver dropped you off on the far side of a busy street, forcing a potentially risky crossing.

Riiighhht! And then what?

 

Michael Moore: It’s possible Trump doesn’t become president

(http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/309396-michael-moore-its-possible-trump-doesnt-become-president)

We get it, Zen Master, you hate Trump and are digging at every morsel of ant shit in hopes of fending off the disaster in your head.

“Nothing anyone has predicted has happened,” Moore said of the 2016 election when he was a guest Wednesday evening on the “Late Night with Seth Meyers.” “The opposite has happened.”
Moore continued with what he called his “prediction”: “[Trump] is not president of the United States yet. He’s not president, right? He’s not president ’til noon on Jan. 20 of 2017. That is – what are we, Wednesday the 9th? – so that’s more than six weeks away. … So is it possible, that within the next six weeks, something else might happen? Something crazy. Something that we’re not expecting.”

So, dude….exactly what is that “something crazy” you’re drooling over?  Just wondering. And dude, come on – can’t you aspire to anything better than Pizza the Hut!

 

We Talked to Experts About What Terms to Use for Which Group of Racists

(http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/12/definition-alt-right-white-supremacist-white-nationalist)

Well, bat-shit crazy is bat-shit crazy.  It’s a bit difficult to determine whether the article itself, or the comments section was more bat-shit crazy.

In the end, it was the comments section that got the nod.

So, consider sparing yourself from reading the tripe…ending the evening the way we are here at the Asylum – by listening to this absolute gem of pure class – with a vodka martini, of course!

Cheers!

 

 



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