“…The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so
Category: Current Events
A Whipped Cream Day
What comes from the sky when the seasons change to Autumn and eventually to Winter and the temperature drops…why, of course, snow. Not earth-shattering news
The Commissioner of Good Taste
Full disclosure – as is the standard elucidation one states when writing something about another generation, or when applying for employment and disclosing past jobs
Message to the Mother Ship – Come Back and Take Them Away – the A-holes Aren’t Wanted Anymore
Do you remember the good ol’ days not so long ago when life in America wasn’t ruled by aliens from Planet Dick, birthing every
The Plan
As I was laying on the chiropractor table, about to be manipulated into some form of a pretzel that I was unfamiliar with; the following
Since You Were Wondering What Happened to the Offspring of Caligula…
Why, they’re alive and well – and living in Washington, D.C. Caligula, Roman emperor from AD 37–41, must be someone whom current day political, media
Dispatches from the Asylum 