Pence to Use Jedi Mind Trick to Stop Goodwill at Olympics

The ghost of himself, Vice President Mike Pence, aims to lay down some heavy duty Jedi mind tricks at the upcoming Olympics:

via Reuters.com:

ABOARD AIR FORCE TWO (Reuters) – U.S. Vice President Mike Pence plans to use his attendance at the Winter Olympics in South Korea next month to try to counter what he sees as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s effort to “hijack” the games with a propaganda campaign, a White House official said on Tuesday.

Pence will be present at the games not just for ceremonial purposes but to try to offset the “charade” he expects the North Koreans to put on when they send a team and also march in the opening ceremony with their South Korean counterparts, according to the official traveling with the vice president and speaking on condition of anonymity.

“He has grave concerns that Kim will hijack the messaging around the Olympics,” the official told reporters aboard Pence’s plane as he returned to the United States from a trip to the Middle East. “The North Koreans have been master manipulators in the past. It’s a murderous state.”

Yep…those nasty North Korean’s – hijacking the “messaging around the Olympics” by marching with their South Korean counterparts in the opening ceremony! What an affront to a war Washington’s military industrial complex is drooling over with North Korea. We need the ghost of a brain, Pence, to tell us how these master manipulators are such a murderous state. Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Syria, Yemen… it was the North Korean’s disguised as US military, US mercenaries, military industrial capitalists, creating a hell-hole of death and destruction. What a charade! We knew it all along and the Olympics provides the “ghost” a perfect opportunity to denounce North Korea as the master manipulators they are.

Pence will conduct media interviews during his visit to South Korea, the official said.

“He’s going to root on our Olympians, and he’s excited about that. He’s going to ensure that from a messaging standpoint that it isn’t turned into two weeks of propaganda,” the official said.

Could the guano be anymore choice than that?  That’s right, 2 weeks of propaganda from the “ghost” is fine but hearing anything else…F-that!

The South Korean government earlier on Tuesday rejected criticism that the games had been hijacked by North Korea, saying the event will help defuse tensions over Pyongyang’s nuclear and missile program.

And there are many who, evidently, have no problem in replacing the guy with orange hair with this deranged idiot.

The list of things we’ve done to piss God off so much that we’re on our own, without direct heavenly intervention to fend off the incessant horseshit from the deranged of the left and the right here in the U.S., in their quest to spread misery and death must be long and almost unforgivable.

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Tonight’s musical offering:  A bit of Bach for tranquility

J.S.Bach Piano Concerto in D Minor Polina Osetinskaya Anton Gakkel

 

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