How do you talk to someone you’ve never met – someone you’ve never sat down with, face-to-face and broken bread with, had a drink with, shook hands with, or in this free and easy age, had sex with?
Well, if you’re a member of the consortium of fools, morons, unintelligent blobs, yes-men, and A-holes extraordinaire of the mainstream media, you sit in a room of other dumbshits, ask deep-probing questions on another’s health from a doctor you’ve never met, of a man you’ve more than likely never met, such as the following:
UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER: Cholesterol over 220. Do you hope to get it under 200?
Now, we’re not a fan of the guy with orange hair here at the Asylum, but during the press conference a couple of days ago where the press met with Dr. Johnson, the White House physician (full press conference here), regarding the results of the Donald’s recent physical exam, 100% proof was given that the mainstream press is, for the most part, utter and complete buffoon’s.
UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER: Are you confident of his prostate health? * WTF! What in the hell does this have to do with being POTUS? Will there be some sort of televised sex olympics in the future?
UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER: When the president has a colonoscopy at the next physical, will he be sedated? * No dipshit – just like yourself and and all other true, red-blooded Americans, he’ll refuse all sedation and bend over and take it for the good of the country. WTF is all this?
UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER: Are you ruling out things like early onset Alzheimer’s? Are you looking at dementia? * No, we’re not looking at dementia of the president, but we will be doing dementia screening of all reporters after this press conference.
UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER: Do you have a life expectancy range for him? Is he limited to one scoop of ice cream now? * Just like your little darlings at home who ate half of the Happy Meal you threw at them for dinner – yes, he’ll only be allowed one scoop of ice cream – if, and only if, he’s been a good little boy. WTF!
UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER: Does this president ask you about how he could follow his predecessor’s example to be as fit as Barack Obama was? * Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Yes, actually, he inquires about that one on a regular basis. How else do you think he’s had the physical stamina to order bombings that have surpassed Obama’s bombing campaigns of foreign countries in his first year!
These are people who went to college, and we assume, got a duh-gree in journalism or the likes. Colonoscopy questions, prostate health questions – is this what they were taught?
We quite understand these journalists and reporters absolutely abhor the POTUS and are still under the impression that this is all just a bad dream and that at any moment, the pant-suit wearing queen of debauchery, bad-taste, shading dealings, alleged (we have to put that word in) criminal activities and in general, a screaming hyena that you’d instinctively shield all children and pets from, will stride in and say it’s all been a joke, she’ll be taking over and finally, all will be right with the world. Sighs of relief and whooping high-fives will be shared and at last, reporters and journalists can go home to their DC townhome digs and suck their thumbs with pure contentment, knowing that war with Russia is right around the corner.
If you have no respect of yourself, how can you respect another? The American mainstream media is pathetic.
And if by chance you might want to take a peek at what an “adult” press conference looks like – where respectful, yet thoughtful questions are asked by journalists, check out Putin’s end-of-year press conference here.
Tonight’s musical offering: We can’t resist – in “honor” of the lunatics of the mainstream media in America, we send along the classic ~
Dukas: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice ~ Moscow City Symphony “Russian Philharmonic”
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