Sven, Dispatches from the Asylum’s investigative reporter, part-time dishwasher and sometimes bon vivant, has done it again. While tripping on magic mushrooms,
Today’s Assorted Weasels And Dimwits
From the Hypocrites and Lost Causes file comes the following: Let’s See…That’s 1, That’s 2, That’s 3…. On Monday (December 5th), I will escalate
Autodidacts Needed
Autodidacts: noun A person who has learned a subject without the benefit of a teacher or formal education; a self-taught person. Upset, angry or depressed
I’ll Take Borshch With Lots Of Sour Cream
Overseas reporter for Dispatches from the Asylum, Ms. Ukusi Menya, former counter espionage agent with TASS News Agency/Moscow, runner-up in Ms. Moscow Pageant and Grand
Knock, Knock, Knock…
From The Daily Sheeple – http://www.thedailysheeple.com, comes the following article dated November 30th, 2016 CHINESE ASTRONAUT HEARD STRANGE, UNEXPLAINED KNOCKING SOUNDS ON HIS SHIP WHILE IN
Of Drones and Newscasters
Sven, part-time dishwasher and our full time investigative reporter here at Dispatches from the Asylum has found that drones, masquerading as newscasters, have taken over
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