My name is Sergei. I am a 12 year-old, Husky-Mastiff-Malamute hybrid, recently dispatched by my owner in an ‘error of mercy’, to clean up the
She said, He said, Ze said
From http://www.dailymail.co.uk, comes this piece on accepted speech at Oxford University: It’s not ‘he’ and ‘she’. It’s ‘ze’: Oxford University union tells students to use
Sticky Notes from the desk of Stephan Coldbear… Pre-Holiday Edition
Sven, our investigative reporter here at the Asylum, part-time dishwasher at The Underground, in Underground, TX and award winning photographer of compost bins, found another
Someone’s Christmas Letter
Dispatches from the Asylum received the following Christmas letter, obviously sent to us by mistake. But it was so true, heartfelt and honest 😉
Hilarious Hijinks From The Usual Shysters
Overseas reporter for Dispatches from the Asylum, Ms. Ukusi Menya, former counter espionage agent with TASS News Agency/Moscow, runner-up in Ms. Moscow Pageant, and part
Dress As You Want To Be Addressed
Asylum’s political correspondent, Ophélie, owner of the Paris bakery, Beurre, and part time Baccarat player here at the Asylum, asked to share a few of
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