When you’re the ordinary type of criminal, you typically commit your misdeeds in the dead of night, or at least while no one is looking.
Category: Current Events
It’s Not Meant to End well
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
Our Village Idiots
The village idiot – The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar
Washington – The Perpetual School Yard Bully
Like the school yard bully who won’t quit with his antics until someone stands up to him and pops him in the mouth, Washington is
Henry’s “UnValinetine’s” Day Wish
As the next forced-outlay-of-cash-day approaches, with almost everyone expected to lay out some hard-earned cash to card companies, candy companies, flower companies, jewelry companies, and
The Little They Let Us Know About
Many times during one’s life, one will find themselves with mouth ajar, eyes wide open, momentarily breathless – with maybe even a bit of saliva
Dispatches from the Asylum 