Sometimes, no…make it all the time, it’s really cool to be the richest dude in the world – you get to say dumb things like
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In Appreciation of the Earth Mama’s
We all remember the tragic moment each day when we decide to exit our crib, throwing caution to the wind as we enter the circus
The Toe Jam of the Week
“It’s now very common to hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended by that.’ As if that gives them certain rights. It’s actually nothing more… than
And On the Eighth Day, God Said…
And on the eighth day, God said…If you can’t respect each other, can’t stop murdering each other with your bombs, your guns, and military death-ware…if
Hidden Geniuses
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an
Following the yellow brick road to the same old shyte
There probably isn’t a nook or cranny where a delicious and sometimes hefty dose of insanity isn’t lurking somewhere to capture what’s left of the
Dispatches from the Asylum 