Waken and ready the choirs, the preachers, the priests, the believers and even the heathens for you are now being called upon to raise your
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” ― Douglas Adams
Waken and ready the choirs, the preachers, the priests, the believers and even the heathens for you are now being called upon to raise your
Oh dear! Find that underground bunker, Uncle Joey has had another fit: Wait….wuuuut? How did humanity get to this point where the inept and deranged
Nothing screams health like the following three words: long, rubbery clots. Yes, it’s the latest thing that you’ve never heard of…yet. And where can you
It may be the weekend but that doesn’t mean the bullshit and hypocrisy stops from the freeze-dried government turds who were somehow reanimated into zombie-looking
As half the nation is having a cow over uncle Joey’s braindead speech ‘Soul of a Nation’, and the other half has mad cow disease
Cue the skies opening up, showering the masses with lollipops and candy canes. It’s time for your government dickheads to show their care and concern