Category: Current Events

Nothing screams health like the following three words: long, rubbery clots. Yes, it’s the latest thing that you’ve never heard of…yet. And where can you

It may be the weekend but that doesn’t mean the bullshit and hypocrisy stops from the freeze-dried government turds who were somehow reanimated into zombie-looking

As half the nation is having a cow over uncle Joey’s braindead speech ‘Soul of a Nation’, and the other half has mad cow disease

Cue the skies opening up, showering the masses with lollipops and candy canes. It’s time for your government dickheads to show their care and concern

  WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MR GLOBAL – PART ONE “HOW DID WE GET HERE?” What is the New Normal? How did we get here? Who

Hail to the psychofuck’s!  They’ve given homo sapiens easy ways to die by simply maintaining steady employment in Beelzebub’s army of ass-licking cockroaches and carrying