In tonight’s shitposting episode, we’ll explore the five stages of grief and how none of them mean a damn thing as we bide our time, waiting for Father Time to come and extinguish the entire friggin’ planet due to excessive imbecility that not even God and the heavenly angels seem too interested in stopping.
The five stages of grief are: Denial; Anger; Bargaining; Depression, and oh hell, let’s just skip these as we’re all very well acquainted with them and get to the big #5: Acceptance.
Hey Mom, come quick…look! Uncle Joey is giving out hurricane preparation advice!
“Let me be clear. If you’re in a state where hurricanes often strike like Florida or the Gulf Coast or into Texas, a vital part of preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated,” Biden stated ahead of Hurricane Ian’s anticipated landfall on the west coast of Florida.
“Now, everything is more complicated if you’re not vaccinated in [sic] a hurricane or natural disaster hits,” he continued, making a bizarre connection between getting vaccinated and preparing for a massive storm.” – via breitbart.com
Where in the HELL is that brilliant cat?
Ahhh…here we go!
I know…it’s sophomoric humor, or worse, but Jesus, Mary and holy St. Joseph, look what our acceptance of imbecility has brought us. Plus, shyte like this just makes me laugh.
Anyway, back to that ‘acceptance’ stage.
Congressional negotiators agreed to include nearly $12 billion in new spending on the war in Ukraine in a stopgap spending bill that will likely be voted on this week, Reuters reported on Monday.
Sources told Reuters that the $12 billion will include $4.5 billion in funding for arms being sent to Ukraine and $2.7 billion for other military and intelligence support for Ukraine. The funding also includes $4.5 billion in direct budgetary aid for the Ukrainian government. – via antiwar.com
Okaaay…that’s interesting. Isn’t it grand that we have zero problems here in the U.S. and can casually give away a few billion every few months towards keeping a war going?
And then….oh dear!
Sabotage? Nord Stream 2 Pipeline Pressure ‘Collapses Mysteriously’; Unexplained Nord Stream 1 Pressure Drop Follows – via infomationliberation.com
Geez…who could pull off something like this?
FLASHBACK: Biden ‘Promised’ There ‘Will Be No Longer a Nord Stream 2’ if Russia Invades Ukraine – via informationliberation.com
Way to go, Joey! Most impressive.
Well, at least there a few nutjobs who are happy with Joe.
“Thank You, USA”: Polish MEP Praises U.S. For Destroyed Nord Stream Pipelines – via informationliberation.com
Polish MEP Radoslaw Sikorski, who attended the Bilderberg meeting in DC earlier this year together with his arch-neocon wife Anne Applebaum, openly “thanked” the US for the destruction of the Nord Stream pipelines in a post Tuesday on Twitter.
“Thank you, USA,” Sikorski said on Twitter, sharing a photograph of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline leaking massive amounts of gas into the ocean off the coast of Denmark’s Bornholm island.
Right before making the comment, Sikorski retweeted Biden’s “promise” from back in February where he said there “will be no longer a Nord Stream 2” if Russia invades Ukraine.
Most are familiar, or at least those with interests outside the sports porn of the day know that Dante penned the Nine Circles of Hell depicted as nine concentric circles of torment located within the Earth; a “realm … of those who have rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen.
What most aren’t of aware of is that a companion to his Nine Circles of Hell, entitled, ‘The Endless Circles of Hell That Some Call Life on Earth’ was penned by Dante after writing his original masterpiece yet never published because it was thought if humanity caught a glimpse of the shit-show called ‘life’ as it really is in every age, humanity might off itself simultaneously, and future groom of the stool positions in Gehenna would be on back-order until the gods could create the next shit hole.
Screw all this…back to a few smiles and a bit of joy…
From the Movie ‘Big Night’ (1996) | ‘The Bread of Angels’ – Allison Janney and Tony Shalhoub (one gem of a movie)
and tonight’s musical offerings:
Brahms – Hungarian Dance No. 5 – Matej Meštrović & Expresto – Live from Kerempuh
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“Autumn Leaves’ – Stringspace
Dispatches from the Asylum 