Waken and ready the choirs, the preachers, the priests, the believers and even the heathens for you are now being called upon to raise your
Category: Culture
Oh No! Uncle Joey Has Another Fit
Oh dear! Find that underground bunker, Uncle Joey has had another fit: Wait….wuuuut? How did humanity get to this point where the inept and deranged
Long…Rubbery…Clots – Cool!
Nothing screams health like the following three words: long, rubbery clots. Yes, it’s the latest thing that you’ve never heard of…yet. And where can you
Saturday’s P-Service Announcements
It may be the weekend but that doesn’t mean the bullshit and hypocrisy stops from the freeze-dried government turds who were somehow reanimated into zombie-looking
Fly Me to Somewhere Else
As half the nation is having a cow over uncle Joey’s braindead speech ‘Soul of a Nation’, and the other half has mad cow disease
Interlude
“Your beliefs will be the light by which you see, but they will not be what you see and they will not be a
Dispatches from the Asylum 