When your product is shit, you have to come up with ‘creative’ ways to coerce the masses to take your vials of goo.
And when the product of shit is coming from government and corporate meatheads, they have to put their braindead minds together, coming up really creative incentives to entice the unwashed to line up for the poke of shitfuckery.
During a discussion with President Joe Biden and a bipartisan group of governors from across the nation Tuesday, Governor Janet Mills announced the State of Maine is launching an outdoor-centered incentive program aimed at encouraging Maine people to get vaccinated against COVID-19 before the summer season begins. – via penbaypilot.com
Oh boy! Let’s see what this brain thrust of cement heads came up with.
Effective immediately through May 31, Maine adults age 18 and older who get their first shot of a Pfizer or Moderna vaccine, or the single-shot Johnson & Johnson vaccine in Maine will qualify to receive one of the following:
A fishing license; a hunting license; a Maine Wildlife Park pass; a Maine State Park day pass; L.L. Bean gift card; and a Sea Dogs admission ticket
Wow! Such choice shyte!
Everyone in the great State of Maine has to be ‘down’ with this, yeah?
But don’t shed a tear in you don’t live in Maine, there are plenty of other government cement heads and psychofuck’s in other States who have put the couple of brain farts they have left to lure you into annihilation of your health.
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WBRC) – The state and Birmingham began to offer perks to get more sleeves rolled up for COVID vaccines. A state health leader told WBRC the effort was needed to because the state’s vaccination rate was too low.
FREE tickets to see the Birmingham Legion FC take on Memphis at Legion Field and the chance to cruise the Talladega Superspeedway were the incentives available at the time this article was written. – via wbrc.com
Top shit entertainment will always seduce the willful ignorants.
And if entertainment and boring sports venues don’t get you wet, maybe cold, hard cash will:
Ohio Governor Announces Million-Dollar Lottery for Adults Who have Gotten Vaccinated – via mediaite.com
Governor Mike DeWine emphasized the importance of getting vaccinated, especially getting children vaccinated, in an address Wednesday. He said it’s “time to end the health orders” people have been following for the past year, as more and more people get the covid-19 vaccine.
“Vaccination is clearly safer, regardless of age, than running the risk of getting covid,” he said.
DeWine called on businesses to offer incentives for people to get the vaccine, and then announced incentives being offered by the state.
People 12 to 17 who get the vaccine will be eligible for a lottery to receive a full four-year scholarship to a state university, “including tuition, room and board, and books,” the governor announced.
But that was nothing compared to the other incentive DeWine announced: a million-dollar lottery.
Adults who have gotten at least their first dose of the vaccine will be eligible, and winners will be selected once a week for five weeks.
‘especially getting children vaccinated’….what kind of fucking degenerate pulls this BS out of his ass?
Folks…it’s all vaudeville from these shysters.
The survival rate for Covid19 is roughly 99.9%. When using the state population as the denominator, the death rate is even lower, ranging from 36 to 247 deaths per 100,000. As at March 19, 2021, even with the doctored numbers and faulty tests, the CDC arrived at the following survival rates: – via nojabforme.info
Ages 0-17 99.998%
Ages 18-49 99.95%
Ages 50-64 99.4%
Ages 65+ 91%
Sadly, in this day and age of the non-thinkers, the compliant, the believer’s of government and corporate dickheads’ edicts of insanity, following along with these demons’ wet dreams – it’s guaranteed you will get the choicest lot on the shores of Lake Gehenna once you’ve assumed room temperature if you follow and obey these fuckers.
But more importantly than any offering this shitposting writer might come up with, there is hard-core reality, whether you want to believe it or not. It’s here and it’s real.
And if you have the stomach for truth, take a 53 minute dive into it all, from a renowned doctor, who lays out what the fuck is really going on.
Covid Shots, DNA & Transhumansim, with Dr. Madej – via thenewamerican.com – (video embedded in the article
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.” ― God in the Dock: Essays on Theology and Ethics
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Glenn Gould plays Bach – The Goldberg Variations, BMV 998
Dispatches from the Asylum 