Updated Shitf**kery from the F…D…A – The Months of Their Scamdemic

One thing that many an unwashed soul can count on, is that Beelzebub’s minions will always remind them of how they are screwed every which way to Sunday by continuing to believe that their moldy cheese doesn’t have the stench of a teenagers’ sneaker.

It’s one of those things where, upon assuming room temperature here on this shit circus, and your soul exits stage left or right, the first question the gods might ask of you is: ‘you really believed in that? We tried to warn you by allowing the demons to clarify their shitfuckery over and over again so that you could understand how full of sheep guano they actually were’.

Ah, the messages from the heavens that so few pay heed to.

But check it out boys and girls, the FDA has come out with an updated FACT SHEET FOR RECIPIENTS AND CAREGIVERS EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION (EUA) OF THE PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 VACCINE TO PREVENT CORONAVIRUS DISEASE 2019 (COVID-19) IN INDIVIDUALS 12 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER

(The full download, which was updated May 10, 2021, can be read here – https://www.fda.gov/media/144414/download)

Let’s check on just a couple of the ‘fuck you’ updated items:

The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine is a vaccine and may prevent you from getting COVID-19. There is no U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approved vaccine to prevent COVID-19. (emphasis added)

Wuuut???

Wait! Haven’t the government and media shysters been telling the masses that the poke of battery acid would prevent you from contracting the mysterious cornholio? Yes, they did.

And in case you didn’t get their initial divulgence of truth….they hit it again, just a few paragraphs down:

WHAT IS THE PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 VACCINE? The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine is an unapproved vaccine that may prevent COVID-19. There is no FDA-approved vaccine to prevent COVID-19. (emphasis added)

And as all woke dickheads know, the FDA, CDC, Big Pharma and mainstream media outlets of horseshit have our health interests at the forefront.

Don’t believe me… just check out the choice ingredients in their jab of goo:

WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS IN THE PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 VACCINE? The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine includes the following ingredients: mRNA, lipids ((4-hydroxybutyl) azanediyl) bis(hexane-6,1-diyl)bis(2-hexyldecanoate), 2 [(polyethylene glycol)-2000]-N,N-ditetradecylacetamide, 1,2-Distearoyl-sn-glycero-3- phosphocholine, and cholesterol), potassium chloride, monobasic potassium phosphate, sodium chloride, dibasic sodium phosphate dihydrate, and sucrose.

Yummy! Oozes of health.

And indeed, as we all know, health in 2021 comes via the jab of the needle.

Come on now…get to the flippin’ benefits:

WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF THE PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 VACCINE? In an ongoing clinical trial, the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine has been shown to prevent COVID-19 following 2 doses given 3 weeks apart. The duration of protection against COVID-19 is currently unknown

Oh dear!

Evidently, the ‘fact checkers’ of this updated ‘fact sheet’, didn’t bother to read any of this, as they stated in the first highlight, that ‘there is no FDA-approved vaccine to prevent COVID-19’, yet in the highlighted section above, they state: ‘the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine has been shown to prevent COVID-19 following 2 doses given 3 weeks apart.’

The unwashed could give a shyte about any of this, knowing the health benefits far outweigh any side effects from this poke of ant shit, right?

But just in case, what are the risks?

WHAT ARE THE RISKS OF THE PFIZER-BIONTECH COVID-19 VACCINE? There is a remote chance that the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine could cause a severe allergic reaction. A severe allergic reaction would usually occur within a few minutes to one hour after getting a dose of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine. For this reason, your vaccination provider may ask you to stay at the place where you received your vaccine for monitoring after vaccination.

Signs of a severe allergic reaction can include: • Difficulty breathing • Swelling of your face and throat • A fast heartbeat • A bad rash all over your body • Dizziness and weakness Side effects that have been reported with the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine include: • severe allergic reactions • non-severe allergic reactions such as rash, itching, hives, or swelling of the face • injection site pain • tiredness • headache • muscle pain • chills • joint pain • fever • injection site swelling • injection site redness • nausea • feeling unwell • swollen lymph nodes (lymphadenopathy) • diarrhea • vomiting • arm pain

These may not be all the possible side effects of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine. Serious and unexpected side effects may occur. Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine is still being studied in clinical trials.

Hmm, this shitposting writer didn’t see ‘death’ listed as a risk from lining up for an injection of their goo. Must be an oversight, right?

CDC: 4,178 Americans DEAD Following Experimental Covid Injections – Deaths from Covid Shots now Equal 20 Years of Recorded Deaths Following Vaccines Since 2001 – via healthimpactnews.com

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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

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