Fantastic news, boys and girls and all others, the daft and deranged butter stick of a president the U.S. has, is celebrating today.
And what is the cause of his celebration?
A new pipeline installed through the South and up the East Coast?
On that front, stupid Joe warned of fuel supply ‘hiccups’ and then, like the great Dad he is to the country, issued fatherly wisdom and told the unwashed not to get more fuel than they need.
Maybe it’s just a different kind of pipeline this dickhead is celebrating:
President Joe Biden will invest $400 million from his $1.9 trillion coronavirus rescue bill to build a Public Health AmeriCorps, the White House announced Thursday. – via breitbart.com
“The program will focus on building a diverse pipeline for the public health workforce and providing direct service to communities across the country,” a release from the White House explained.
‘direct service to communities across the country’…what kind of fuckery could this be? Glad you asked for here it is:
During his presidential campaign, Biden expressed his desire to build a Public Health Jobs Corp — vowing to create at least 100,000 new public health worker positions to support contract-tracing of the coronavirus.
“You know, experts agree that we need more contact tracers to track the path of this virus,” Biden said at a campaign event in June 2020, adding that despite state efforts, “[W]e need to do more including hiring 100,000 federally-funded workers perform contact tracing and other public health tasks and they should begin to be trained now.”
Full ‘Stasi’ here…and Americans let out their collective yawn about it all.
But what’s got this shysters’ underwear all bunched up?
President Joe Biden celebrated news the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention lifted their mask mandate for fully vaccinated Americans Thursday. – via breitbart.com
“Today is a great day for America in our long battle with the coronavirus,” Biden said
The president emerged from the Oval Office without his mask and approached the podium in the Rose Garden where Vice President Kamala Harris stood and complemented his smile.
I think it’s a great milestone. A great day,” Biden said. “It’s been made possible by the extraordinary success we’ve had in vaccinating so many Americans so quickly.”
The president told Americans if they were vaccinated, they could again hug people and shake their hands.
“It’s going to take a little more time for everyone who wants to get vaccinated to get their shots,” he said. “So all of us, let’s be patient. Be patient with one another.”
When asked by a reporter how he would get more Americans to get vaccinated, the president said he was optimistic the majority of Americans would do it voluntarily.“
It’s not an enforcement thing. We’re not gonna go out and arrest people,” he said.
Evidently, he forgot to add…’for now anyway’.
What kind of altered state of fuckery are we living in, where we are listening to a psychotic old fart, telling us that it’s okay to hug our loved ones because some folks have been injected with a vial of chemical goo?
But his ‘better half’ outdid old Joe before settling him in for the night with a glass of warm milk and a chocolate chip cookie, offering a photo-op and then opening her pie-hole to demonstrate to any who still have a working brain that these people are so fucking full of shit it makes the mind melt.
First Lady Jill Biden said she felt “naked” without her mask after the Centers for Disease Control lifted mask mandates for vaccinated Americans. – via breitbart.com
“We feel naked,” the first lady said after removing her mask for the first time at a public event in West Virginia with Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV).
Such cute and trite horseshit. Trust us, Jill….you uttering the word ‘naked’, an association is conjured up in our minds that forces us to find crucifixes to ward off permanent brain damage from thinking of you, and ‘naked’, simultaneously.
“We feel free,” Manchin repeated.
Manchin, Biden, and actress Jennifer Garner went without their masks during their trip to Capital High School in Charleston, West Virginia, to promote children over the age of 12 getting the coronavirus vaccine.
We’re down with the ‘struggle’, eh Manchin? Promoting an experimental vaccine to children who have zero risk of contracting or spreading the mousy cornholio – that will work out well for you when you meet your maker.
And thank the gods that they enlisted such a Hollywood “heavy weight” as Jennifer Garner to promote their idiocy. Is she still asking Americans ‘what’s in your wallet”?
Folks, it’s all vaudeville.
We’re all being played by these demons…each and every day.
Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a penchant for writing about freaks, I say it is because we are still able to recognize one – Flannery O’Connor
Tonight’s musical offering:
P. Dukas – ‘The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’
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