There are cheese heads, and then there are professional grade cheese heads. The professional grade cheese heads can emit an olfactory sense that can put out a fire through the toe-jam of thoughts rummaging through their unkept and rotted minds – the everyday cheese heads can deftly put out a fire simply by taking off their shoes:
Wisconsin’s state government is forcing government employees to wear masks while at home alone during Zoom meetings.
Yes, you read that correctly … Even if you are in your own home. Even if you are in your own home alone (not that that should matter), the fascist Democrats who now run the Wisconsin state government are forcing employees to wear masks during online meetings:
In an email to employees sent out on July 31, the head of Wisconsin’s Department of Natural Resources not only reminded employees of Gov. Tony Evers’ mask order going into effect on Aug. 1, he also said that every DNR employee must wear a mask … even while on a teleconference.
“Also, wear your mask, even if you are home, to participate in a virtual meeting that involves being seen — such as on Zoom or another video-conferencing platform — by non-DNR staff,” Preston Cole said, according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. “Set the safety example which shows you as a DNR public service employee care about the safety and health of others.”
Even though wearing a mask at home does absolutely nothing to protect or improve anyone’s safety, the State is still forcing people to wear them for one reason and one reason only… Because it can.
Wait…what was that, Tom?
Ah yes…the mighty cornholio is such a mystery. It can’t infect you when you’re sitting down for a proper meal at your local restaurant that might be soon out of business forever once the Autumn shut-downs come, but it can infect you when you get up to leave the establishment, and sweet mother of God, it can now infect your ass as you’re sitting on your ass, participating in Zoom conference calls coming up with new shitf**kery to screw everyone.
“Set the safety example”? When you’re at home, staring at a screen, viewing the pleasantry of other dumbf**k government employees trying to come up with a consortium of ways to drop the anvil of hopelessness upon the innocents, what the fuck is this ‘safety example’? Of course, coming from a guy with the name of “Preston”, instinctively, you know whatever “Preston” might come up with, you will be fucked.
For those who think the face diapers, the masks of shame aren’t a permanent fixture of life in this goddamn hell-hole, I have a bridge in Arizona that I can sell you.
And thank the gods of shitf**kery that the masks of oxygen depravation are required attire to buy toilet paper, hand sanitizers and items of sustenance. After all, look at the schemes these shysters have “ordered” that is bringing joy and happy times to so many:
Global Lockdowns Set to Plunge 100 Million Into Extreme Poverty – via zerohedge.com
Ah, no matter. For we’re wearing our face diapers, and all is well…right?
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” – Voltaire
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