Most experts agree that with the invasion of non-humans upon terra firma, masquerading as psychopaths, holding jobs in government, corporations and media outlets where they sleep, drool and fart their way through the day, spreading horseshit and lots of other manure wherever they can, it’s a stroll through swim lanes of uncontrollable laughter when these shysters introduce their “new shyte”:
Kohler creates a voice-activated toilet – via blacklistednews.com
Earlier this year, Kohler unveiled their voice-activated toilet, called the “Numi 2.0” intelligent toilet.
“Numi 2.0 will come equipped with embedded Amazon Alexa for easy voice control to active toilet features as well as Alexa commands such as checking weather, traffic, accessing news, etc.”
Is this really what America wants: a toilet that listens to you while you sit on the throne?
According to the Numi Intelligent video, Alexa monitors how often you go the bathroom and how much water you use.
Kohler is so sure that homeowners will want Alexa to listen to their most intimate moments that they created an app for the whole family.
Jesus, Mary & Joseph…such hysterical f**kery…
Let’s check in a bit further on this f**kery:
An app for the whole family! Wonderful shittery!
“Mommy…App says that Daddy has just taken his 4th dump of the day and that you have only had one dump for the entire week. Should we have a “wellness check” done on the both of you?”
Is it any wonder that God, Mother Earth, or the committee of dolphins who started this circus have vacated all regions that are even remotely close to this asylum?
Checking in with the children and doing what they say is the new and chic thing to do.
Don’t believe me…look at the former prince of the white house, you know the dude, the one who dropped an average of 3 bombs per hour on all sorts of different countries during his reign, ending the lives of not just adults but also children.
He’s sending out his own, personal droppings of hypocrisy for all the brain-dead to adore:
Former President Obama praised climate activist Greta Thunberg on Tuesday after meeting with the 16-year-old during her visit to Washington, D.C., to lobby lawmakers on environmental issues.
..,”By failing to take meaningful action on climate, our leaders failed the young people of the world,” he said. “A generation of leaders owes our youngest generations an apology & a commitment to finally take the bold action we’ve failed to achieve.” – via axios.com
Alright Barack, be the first to apologize – show us the way.
Well, shyte…he can’t quite apologize as he and Michelle are closing the deal on a $15 million dollar crib on Martha’s Vineyard….you know, the island of the criminally wealthy, surrounded by ocean waters?
Barack and Michelle Obama are close to buying a massive Martha’s Vineyard estate.
TMZ reports that the former president and first lady are in escrow — aka in contract to purchase — a 29-acre beachfront plot with a 6,892-square-foot main house. The Obamas were initially just renting the seven-bedroom, 8½-bathroom spread for summer 2019, but apparently loved it so much that they made an offer.
It was most recently on the market asking $14.85 million, but the Obamas are apparently paying less. – via nypost.com
The rising waters of the oceans isn’t on the radar of these shysters…and that we continue to listen to more than one word of their absolute f**kery might be why God, Mother Earth, or the committee of dolphins who started this asylum, have jettisoned themselves as far away as possible from humans who listen to psychopath’s, dictating how we should live, exempting themselves from the f**kery they heap upon innocents.
Tonight’s musical offering
Handel – Concerto Grosso No. 4 (final movement)
L’Arco Magico Chamber Orchestra, Antonio Puccio, Direttore – Registrazione effettuata presso la Sala Accademica del Conservatorio