It’s been a while since we heard from Overseas reporter for Dispatches from the Asylum, Ms. Ukusi Menya, former counter espionage agent with TASS News Agency/Moscow, runner-up in Ms. Moscow Pageant, and part-time ballet instructor at Minsky’s Ballet Club. Let’s check in…
(Editors note: As always, we appreciate your patience with Ms. Menya’s english)
Comrades! As dumbski politico’s of certain mind-place continue to blame Russia for everything from loose nut bolts on wobbly wheels to guy with orange hair getting secret instruction from our glorious leader of what to say, when to say it and even of secret sauce ingredients of goulash recipe handed down from old, scary-looking Russian women to actors portraying newscasters, reading cue-ball cards of fake news from main stream media outlets in America, please remember, comrades, this is all done because certain Euros and Americans have financial fantasies of what war with Motherland will bring to their already-stuffed wallets, and guy with orange hair doesn’t want war.
As I sip vodka on ice cubes on cold Russian evening with candles burning to create proper Upper Volga atmospheric condition in town home, I say ДОСТАТОЧНО (enough)! These dumbski’s are insane!
What is problem with dumski’s in media and government? They don’t have children, they don’t have loved ones, they don’t enjoy vodka over ice cubes? They actually have fancy dreams of war with a country that also has nuclear things with buttons to push to end life on earth? And all because guy with orange hair becomes president? Please, comrades! Have your clowns get a hand grip on all this.
Believe me or not, we are people here in Motherland too. We have aches, pains – we have lives, children, old parents – and we also want life long life – just as you do.
I heard some politician say that Putin came up with idea to call Clinton “crooked hillary” and fed idea to guy with orange hair. Are you joshing me? This is causing side-splitting belly laughter. Tell me for sure you don’t believe this? And all because guy with orange hair wants to establish better relationships between your country and ours. What is wrong with these dumbski’s?
Maybe they should check out a few videos of exactly what our glorious leader has to say on certain subjects. This may change their mind that our glorious leader wants nuclear confrontational happenings. Check here if interested.
In meantime before world melts away because control-freak dumbskis wrestle war powers into their hands and decide to blow up world, how about checking out what is beautiful, wonderful, glorious and uplifting?
Remember, for full sensory pleasure, stick on headphones and turn up volume!
Olga Kern (Piano) with the Detroit Symphony Orchestra performing Tchaikovsky’s First Piano Concerto
Good bye and remember as I always say… Я бу́ду борщ с больши́м коли́чеством смета́ны
(Editors note: Я бу́ду борщ с больши́м коли́чеством смета́ны translates to: I’ll take borshch with lots of sour cream)