Sven, Dispatches from the Asylum’s investigative reporter, part-time dishwasher and sometimes bon vivant, has done it again.
While tripping on magic mushrooms, he floated into the office of our favorite late-night, larger-than-life, more arrogant than most, talk show guy, Stephen Coldbear and latched onto another cache of sticky notes. Let’s take a look:
* Check with #3 ‘body-double’ to make sure they can ‘watch the kids’ over the weekend.
* Have bidet installed under desk on set.
* Next time Schwarzenegger is on, try to not make ‘bedroom eyes’ at him.
* Lunch with Jill Stein. Outback Steakhouse. Tomorrow, 12:30 p.m.
* Make sure to send monthly, ‘Swiss Colony Farms’ basket to John Stewart.
* GET PISSED! WE WERE ROBBED!!!
* Meet with Fallon – try hypnosis to get him to stop with skits that are funnier than mine.
* Send ‘ThankYou’ card to Arsenio for ‘going away’ for twenty years. Let’s keep it that way!
* Return fat and gristle of recently purchased, sub-par, Filet-Mignon to Whole Foods, to protest ignorance of global warming.