“I’ve discovered the fountain of youth…turns out it tastes a lot like vodka” – acrossthelinecards.com “…The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth
“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” ― Douglas Adams
“I’ve discovered the fountain of youth…turns out it tastes a lot like vodka” – acrossthelinecards.com “…The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth
“Every man who writes, or paints, or composes knows by hard experience that there are days when his ideas flow freely and clearly and
“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.” ~ Oscar Wilde We are ruled by the dimwitted, the dull, the boring – those who, either by
Just because your friends are out binge-drinking at 2:00 a.m. and beyond, doesn’t mean that the world stops spinning its insanity while they spent the
The great journalist, satirist and cultural critic, H.L. Mencken, (September 12, 1880 – January 29, 1956) wrote: “Why then do rational men and women engage