Dispatches from the Asylum

Who needs optimism when you can drown your misery in vodka, and if that doesn’t work, well, don’t fret boys and girls, the incompetent’s have

Before the writing begins tonight (if one can call any of this ‘writing’) first a word from our ‘leaders’: Thanks Joey! And a bit of

The reinforcements for government ‘officials’ have been called in as the original jive assclowns have shit the bed so often that their epic failures are

Riding an impressive hallucination that they might bypass an eternity spent in one of the Circles of Hell, the psychofuck’s masquerading as vermin dressed in

  In this age of Suck, opportunities abound to make one drive to the middle of nowhere, stop car, pull out shovel and dig until