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In the latest news from the psychotic idiot in the White House that’s sure to give you that white trash kind of vibe…
President Donald Trump called Natalie Harp a “perfect person” after showing her off to hundreds of rallygoers.
Trump invited a very special guest onstage at his rally in Grand Island, Nebraska, Monday night to deliver an executive order aimed at addressing the elevated fuel prices sparked by his war against Iran.
“So, tonight I’m going to sign a historic executive order to officially waive the off-road requirement and allow anyone to purchase tax-free red-dye diesel for any reason,” Trump said. “And I’d like to ask Natalie to come out. Natalie, come out! Bring it out here!”
As the president’s grinning blonde aide walked onto the stage, the crowd cheered wildly. After signing the document, Trump handed it back to Harp, patting her on the shoulder. As she departed the stage, the president looked back, just to ogle her one last time.
“She reminds me of, like, The Price is Right. ‘Thank you, Natalie! Come on!’ This perfect person comes up, hands it, walks up—we should go on television with this show, right?” Trump said. – via new republic.com
For those who don’t belong to the donny adoration cult or haven’t completely mated with their cell phones yet….there is news of what’s really happening.
Saudi Strike on Yemen Home Kills Family of Six, US To Deploy Anti-Ship Missile Near Taiwan, and More – antiwar news
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Tonight’s musical offering:
‘Mama Tried’ – The Grateful Dead (Live at Fillmore East, New York, NY, April 26, 1971)
