The Lure of the Ass

October 21, 2026 Decker Culture, Current Events, Home Leave a comment

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As the two shit clowns are getting boned about attacking Iran again…

Report: US Troops and Diplomates Evacuating Posts Across the Middle East – antiwar.com

Sources told NBC News that a similar drawdown happened before the US and Israel attacked Iran in February

Netanyahu Says His Directive to the Israeli Military is to ‘Overthrow the Iranian Regime’ – antiwar.com

The Financial Times reported that Netanyahu wanted to restart the bombing campaign against Iran earlier this month, but that Trump decided to wait until after the US midterms

….Bibi might want to start keeping a watchful eye on Dumpy. The lure of the ass seems to have grabbed the Donald. Bibi might lose Dumpy to the vat of saliva under his pie hole as he obsesses about men’s asses, legs, feet and whatever else. And what a god-awful shame if their next war of choice that kills and maims thousands doesn’t get off the ground.

Anderson Cooper struggles to keep straight face thru Trump obsession supercut – alternate.org – by Adam Lynch

CNN anchor Anderson Cooper managed to maintain his composure Wednesday night as newsroom editors served up an excruciating supercut of President Donald Trump professing his fawning love of the male physique.

“Erstwhile Manhattanite and derriere aficionado, President Donald J. Trump, whose approval rating, according to a new CNN poll, is currently at a bouncy 32 percent, thanks to all his political junk in the trunk, is once again making sure voters know that, as far as he’s concerned, Ohio junior senator Jon Husted is an unmitigated smoke show,” said Cooper, who then set unloaded his first clip.

“I’m studying his body. I’ve never studied the body of a man before. It’s not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. Nothing. I always preceded by saying ‘nothing wrong.’ But it’s never been my thing, to be honest with you. But I looked at his — and then I looked at his legs, and I said, his — is like. It’s like a pile of muscle.”

“Just to be clear, that was last night in North Carolina where the president’s chosen senate candidate is so far behind — so to speak — that the Senate GOP’s campaign arm has canceled most, if not all, remaining spending there,” said Cooper. “ … The man-in-chief says his fixation with Ohio’s second highest ranking senatorial caboose is just a one-off, that it’s ‘never been my thing.’”

“But the beauty of the male form is not exactly forbidden fruit for him,” added Cooper, opening the floodgates to a rash of Trump-love.

“I never did that with a man before. I examined his — ,” Trump said of Jon Husted. “And then I looked at his shoulders. I looked at his feet.”

“This guy walks through the door. I said, ‘look at this beautiful guy,’” Trump also said of GOP Congressional candidate Ed Gallrein.

“I actually think Mike Collins is a good-looking man,” Trump said of the Georgia Republican candidate.

“Rick Jackson’s a very handsome, distinguished, beautiful looking guy,” Trump said of the Georgia gubernatorial candidate

“Oh, he’s a good looking guy,” Trump said of Georgia Sen. Greg Dolezal. “You’re not allowed to say that about women or men anymore. It’s the end of your political career. But he is a good-looking guy.”

“I wished Tim didn’t look that good,” Trump gushed of Montana Republican Sen. Tim Sheehy. “You know, he’s a very handsome guy. I don’t like handsome guys.”

“I started examining his body. I watched up and down,” said Trump again of Sen. Husted. “I looked at his —. Is he central casting, by the way?”

“… You can’t miss a big, strong, handsome Oklahoma stud,” Trump said of that state’s handsome legion of men.

“I’m looking at the legs. He’s this beautiful guy. He’s got legs like tree trunks,” Trump also said of New York Giants Quarterback Jaxson Dart.

“He’s a handsome guy, by the way,” Trump said of Kansas City Chiefs Harrison Butker. “It’s usually not my thing, but he is a good-looking sucker.”

“Arnold palmer was all man,” Trump cooed of the American golf legend. “When he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘oh my God. That’s unbelievable.’”

At the end of it all, Cooper barely blinked.

“I’m not sure if the sound you’re hearing is Arnold Palmer rolling over in his grave … or of Sen. Husted giving back his key to the locker room at Trump Doral,” said Cooper. “What I do know is that there’s nothing at all unusual — and certainly nothing gay — about a president who dances daily to YMCA and who publicly pines for a reprise of Betty Buckley in ‘Cats.’”

But Trump is getting away with flirty comments that would have tanked a Democratic leader like President Barack Obama, according critics. This accompanies his recent flare up in profanity in recent speeches, which some critics link to mental deterioration.

“With less than two weeks left to go, there’s no telling where this might end up — maybe with the president bouncing his own gold meme coin off the rock-hard rear end of another ally in political jeopardy,” added Cooper, who is gay. “When you’re a man’s man, you can do and say it all.”