Farmers ordered to feed cows methane suppressants to help reach net zero – via msn.com
All dairy cows will be given “methane suppressants” to stop them belching so much under the Government’s net zero plans.
Ministers are planning to force farmers to give their livestock “compound feeds” that contain additives to reduce gassy digestion.
Cows and other farm animals produce around 14 per cent of the total carbon emissions created by human activity worldwide.
Methane is released into the air when cows belch or break wind and is one of the most potent greenhouse gases – warming the planet 25 times more effectively than carbon dioxide.
The Government’s Net Zero Growth Plan, released this week, contained new measures to help Britain reach its 2050 climate goal after the High Court ruled that existing plans were not detailed enough.
Wow! Isn’t this some turbulent bullshit!
Who could have known that cows, belching and farting their way around the planet for thousands upon thousands of years have been warming the planet 25 times more effectively than carbon dioxide? How in the hell hasn’t the planet blown up and blown up real good?
Of course, no independent studies are provided and thus it’s too easy for these dipshits to throw wads of excrement against the wall, knowing that all of it will stick because most of the population is too frickin’ apathetic and brain-dead to think critically.
Thank the gods we have ‘ministers’ to show humanity the way and give it a soft drink term like ‘net zero’ as the goal to stop THE FUCKING END OF THE WORLD! Sounds cool and sexy, right?
What does the term “Net Zero” actually mean? That nothing will be left once zero carbon has been achieved?
By reducing carbon dioxide to nil, zero carbon, all plant life dependent for its growth on this natural gas, will die. By extension, all humans and animals dependent upon the oxygen that plants produce, via the conversion of carbon dioxide into oxygen, will also die. Basic biology reveals that is indeed the case.
So, what the inventors of “Net Zero” seem to be suggesting is that the objective is to end all plant, animal and human life by 2050. Or have I got something wrong? Have ‘they’ quietly dropped CO2 as the arch baddie of the past three decades – and are now trying to make simple “carbon” the source of all our woes?
This is, after all, what they did by surreptitiously shifting “global warming” into “climate change” a couple of decades ago. A classic sleight of hand by the cabal spin doctors. – via expose-news.com (read more)
Boss!
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And in other animal news, the Italian ferret has poked his head out of the ground to lay down fresh turds:
Whew! We were getting a bit concerned that the God-given freedoms these assclowns took away from humanity during their planned scamdemic, that such a shit show would be never re-surface ever again.
And in case there are any questions, or it’s determined you’re not thinking properly on all this:
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“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” – Julia Child
Tonight’s musical offering:
‘Down By The Riverside’ – Ljubljana Academy of Music Big Band
Dispatches from the Asylum 