Fit as a Fiddle

February 16, 2023 Decker Culture, Current Events, Home Leave a comment

White House doctor says Biden ‘fit to serve’ as president: ‘Healthy, vigorous, 80-year-old’ – via foxnews.com

Did ya hear that, Tom?

President Biden remains in tip-top shape, according to White House physician Kevin O’Connor.

“President Biden remains a healthy, vigorous 80-year-old male who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency,” his physical, Kevin O’Connor, wrote in a Thursday memo request by Biden.

Wuuut?

Check the physician’s papers.

A Bad Lip Reading of Joe Biden

The report from Fox News has to be some tomfoolery for sure. Besides, we know the real deal with Joey’s annual physical…right?

Biden Taken To Coroner For Annual Physical – babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden is being lifted in Marine One to a local coroner for his annual physical exam, sources in Washington say.

“The President passed the exam with flying colors. His body is so life-like and well-preserved!” said a representative from the D.C. Medical Examiner’s Office. “With a fresh injection of formaldehyde and some makeup, he looks like he’s still with us! Just look at him — so peaceful. It looks like he’s just sleeping!”

The President’s Chief Medical Examiner is set to release his findings from the physical and is expected to clear the President for duty for another term. “President Biden’s body is so youthful and vigorous. It is definitely one of the healthiest bodies I’ve ever seen. Wow. What a full, impactful life he lived. Er, um, I mean, is living. He’s alive. The President is definitely still alive.”

At publishing time, White House staff had received the President’s body as it was delivered back to its resting place in the White House. They confirmed that the President is still very much alive and not dead at all and you are a mean person for asking.

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