We Are Invincible!


Oh dear!   The latest hijinks from the hyena’s.  Very serious shyte here, don’t you know!

We are invincible!

Meanwhile, future residents of Gehenna staged a preview of just a sliver of life in Hell, and shockingly, it was televised Sunday night!

Variety‘s brief description of the above shit show:

Sam Smith just outdid their recent “Saturday Night Live” performance with “Unholy” collaborator Kim Petras in a horror movie-inspired performance of the smash hit. Smith started the song in red leather, surround a fleet of dancers that evoked Samara from “The Ring,” before cutting to Petras dancing in a cage, flanked by some dominatrices wearing satanic headgear. Smith also donned a satanic top hat, as huge flames heated up the stage.

Charming!  And of course they don’t hide it anymore.  “They” haven’t been hiding it for a very long time. Now they are just advertising with pride!

Theological satanism is not very common but the worship of the self — what we might call secular satanism — is the predominant religion in our culture and most of the art we produce is meant to preach this gospel. –  Matt Walsh  @MattWalshBlog

And to follow up that hellscape, Tuesday night we have uncle Joey staying up way past his bedtime to deliver lots of words that don’t mean jack or shit!

Biden Spending All Night In Bacta Tank In Preparation For State Of The Union – babylonbee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, President Biden’s team is planning to submerge the President in a bacta tank tonight so his mind and body will be prepared for his upcoming State of the Union address. White House aides are hopeful the Bacta fluid will put a skip in the elderly president’s step and sharpen his mind to at least 2008 levels so that he’ll be able to form a complete sentence.

“The American people expect answers about how great of a job I’m doing,” Biden said as he was forcefully shoved into a cylindrical pod by Secret Service agents. “My handlers say floating in a strange liquid goo for a while is just the ticket!”

Bacta tanks came into popularity following highly publicized use by Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Vader and Walt Disney. They are known for their restorative properties that are capable of healing even the most wounded individuals. U.S. officials believe Abraham Lincoln would still be alive if he’d been placed into a bacta tank immediately. Notable Russian revolutionary Vladimir Lenin remains in a bacta tank to this day.

Official White House historian Michael Biel made note that Biden’s positive attitude quickly changed once Bacta began filling the glass tube. Bacta is a mixture of kavam and alazhi bacteria with ambori fluid and Vratixia renancius, which feels like an icky goo to most people.

“Hey, what is this, Crystal Pepsi?” Biden screamed. “Gross!”

VP Kamala Harris says she is looking forward to tomorrow night’s speech. “I wish he had a bacta tank last year. I mean, he said ‘you can’t build a wall high enough to keep out a vaccine.’ It can’t be worse than that.”

At publishing time, Biden’s team had added formaldehyde to the tank just in case.



“The story so far:  In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”  ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


Tonight’s musical offerings:

‘The Great Race’ – Push the Button, Max! · Henry Mancini & His Orchestra 


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