The Kaufman Institute for Coincidence Commercial – iwantlibertees
…and the comments below the video are just as priceless as the video….here are just a few:
I’m so thankful Kaufman cured me from being “all curious” about my catastrophic coincidence. They assured me that my coincidence happens all the time, to the healthiest people. I can now “live” in crippling disability and pain (until every last penny is drained from my bank account by means of endless tests that provide no answers) in the perfect peace of the invincibly clueless. Thanks, Kaufman!
I was having chest pain and desperately wanted to find out why. After one, 15-minute consultation with Kaufman, they were able to demonstrate why knowing the cause of my pain would only lead to stress and worry. They’ve given me back my quality of life. Thanks, Kaufman!
I was starting to think for myself after my coincidence, but a friend recommended Kaufmans. They subdued my capacity for critical thinking and prescribed a topical course of willful ignorance. Highly recommended.
Bonus video that is NOT satire:
Tonight’s musical offerings:
Aram Khachaturian: Sabre Dance from the Gayane, Suite No. 3 / Sir Simon Rattle, conductor · Berliner Philharmoniker
Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky: Symphony No. 6 “Pathétique” (3rd movt.) / Daniel Barenboim, conductor · Berliner Philharmoniker
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