Insufferably bored is the lament rumbling up from the bowels of Hell. The gods of Gehenna, fresh off their latest assignments of giving tours to new arrivals in the first Circle of Hell, are weary of dealing with the same hellish shyte of watching lolcow’s, apathetic’s and the indifferent gobble up whatever latest insanity the psychofuck’s offer up here on terra firma.
And more reliable than time itself, real information, a/k/a truth, will never reach the eyes or ears of the unwashed, assuring continued swelling of new arrivals on the shores of Lake Gehenna due to the gods favorite of values – willful ignorance.
Pfizer Hired 600+ People to Process Vaccine Injury Reports, Documents Reveal – via childrenshealthdefense.org
Pfizer hired about 600 additional full-time employees to process adverse event reports during the three months following authorization of its COVID-19 vaccine, with plans to hire 1,800 more by June 2021, newly released documents reveal.
Pfizer hired about 600 additional full-time employees to process adverse event reports during the three months following the Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) of its COVID-19 vaccine, newly released documents reveal.
According to the documents, Pfizer said, “More are joining each month with an expected total of more than 1,800 additional resources by the end of June 2021.”
The information was contained in a 10,000-page document cache released April 1 by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and made public as part of a court-ordered disclosure schedule stemming from an expedited Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
This shitposting writer had the displeasure of managing a small portion of what was considered a large call center for a major telecommunications company some 35 years ago. What did the corporate dipsticks back then consider large…about 600 employees. Geez…guess Pfizer was expecting a rather mountainous volume of reporting into their center. Wonder why.
The unredacted version also revealed the number of Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine doses shipped worldwide between December 2020 and February 2021:
“It is estimated that approximately 126,212,580 doses of BNT162b2 [the Pfizer EUA vaccine] were shipped worldwide from the receipt of the first temporary authorisation for emergency supply on 01 December 2020 through 28 February 2021.”
The number of shipped doses previously was redacted.
Remarking upon this newly revealed information, Brain Hooker, chief scientific officer of Children’s Health Defense, told The Defender:
“The rollout of the Pfizer vaccine has led to an unprecedented number of adverse events reported — 158,000 adverse events in the first two-plus months of the rollout means that the rate of reported AE [adverse events] was approximately 1:1000, with many of the AEs graded as serious. This is based on a denominator of 125,000,000 vaccines distributed.
“It is no wonder that an army of 1,800 individuals was needed to process all of the information.”
The April 1 document release also included “request for priority review” — the documentation Pfizer in May 2021 submitted to the FDA for full licensure of its Comirnaty COVID vaccine.
In this document, Pfizer described its vaccine as fulfilling an “unmet medical need,” claiming:
“Mass immunization with a safe and effective vaccine against COVID-19 can dramatically alter the trajectory of the pandemic.
Ummm…probably not.
42,507 DEAD, 3,984,978 Injured Following Covid Vaccines in European Database of Adverse Reactions – via healthimpactnews.com
Total reactions for the mRNA vaccine Tozinameran (code BNT162b2,Comirnaty) from BioNTech/ Pfizer: 19,548 deaths and 1,985,679 injuries to 26/03/2022 (read more)
And if you’re wondering how YOU too can further contribute the these psychofuck’s version of pain, misery and suffering…well, here it is, fresh from a nutjob’s mouth:
Danish Politician Advises EU Residents to Avoid Long Showers – via armstrongeconomics.com
Danish Politician Margrethe Vestager is utterly uninformed about the true factors surrounding rising inflation among the 19 counties in the European Union (EU). According to EU politicians, the only problem is Russia, and the only solution is for the people of the EU to continue sacrificing their quality of life.
“Everyone is asking what I can do. You can do two things: control your own and your teenagers’ showers. And when you turn off that water, you say — “Take that Putin!” Vestager stated, declaring that limited hot showers, a simple pleasure in life, could be an act of unity with Ukraine. Putin will not ask his troops to retreat because you let your hygiene decline. This is another measure to punish the people for the ignorance of politicians.
Jesus, Mary and holy St. Joseph!
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Tonight’s musical offering:
The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) – ‘Moments of Love’ – music by Michel Legrand
Photo by Lubomirkin on Unsplash
Dispatches from the Asylum 