Animals Would Never Allow…

In tonight’s episode of: How do I get off this sinking ship, the cheese nugget in the White House maintained his historic low in idiocy by farting out another stink bomb:

Joe Biden on Tuesday traveled to Forth Worth, Texas to visit the VA clinic.

Pool reporters were shouting questions at Joe Biden upon his arrival to Fort Worth.

“What can you do about skyrocketing gas prices?” a reporter shouted.

“They’re gonna go up! Can’t do much right now. Russia’s responsible,” Biden said. – via


“Americans are paying a higher price at the pump because of the actions of President Putin,” said White House press secretary Jen Psaki Tuesday aboard Air Force One. “This is a Putin spike at the gas pump, not one prompted by our sanctions.”

Needless to say, that statement is misleading at best: despite explicitly provisioning for Russian energy exports across the first round of sanctions in late February, the relentless jawboning by western powers spooked potential buyers that an even harsher round of sanctions was coming and they decided to “self-sanction” and balk at buying Russian oil. Shell, which was the only major that publicly purchased Russian Urals Brent (at a massive $28.50 discount last week) after getting explicit government approval to do so, was publicly shamed and ostracized and today announced it would not purchase any more Russian oil. As a result, while Russian oil went bidless, the price of non-Russian oil went offerless… –

Americans, and all citizens of the world, need hazardous pay from listening to these dumbshits. The inebriation meter should be hauled out as these shysters bring the innocents to drink heavily (except of Russian vodka – yeah, that’ll show ’em), with the freight train of reality hitting the unwashed like a ton of bricks that they’ve been conned by really fucking stupid people.

Dr. Rochelle Walensky, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), became the latest prominent official to contradict key aspects of the official COVID-19 narrative of the past two years.

In a March 3 appearance at Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri, Walensky was interviewed by Dr. William G. Powderly, co-director of the institution’s Division of Infectious Diseases.

During the interview, Walensky said she learned COVID vaccines were effective from watching CNN. She also admitted health officials relied too heavily on vaccines as a “cure-all” of sorts for COVID, and said vaccine makers didn’t warn the agency that the vaccines would be less effective against potential variants.

She also admitted that the science, far from being “settled,” is “gray” instead of “black and white.” via

…and Jesus wept.

Britain has today followed the U.S. and banned Russian oil imports as drivers started queuing for fuel after being hit by the steepest weekly hike in fuel prices in more than 18 years due to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine – with prices expected to keep rising. – via

No, it isn’t due to the Russkies invasion, it’s because government dickheads shit the bed attempting to come up with another way to punish Russia, with their brainless idea resulting in  shitting on their citizens.

But never fear…Joey and the clan are on the case:

Saudis, UAE Refuse To Take Biden’s Calls To Discuss Ukraine Situation, Talk to Putin Instead – via

First, Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro declined to condemn the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Then, India followed suit – as the Modi government attempted to balance its historic ties with Moscow and its strategic partnership with Washington.

Now, Saudi and UAE leaders are refusing to take Biden’s calls as the US president tries to contain surging oil prices, according to the Wall Street Journal, which adds that the Persian Gulf monarchies have signaled “they won’t help ease surging oil prices unless Washington supports them in Yemen, elsewhere.”

Hmm…how many innocents have been lost in Yemen…just around 230,000 in the last six years. I’m sure the woke corporations have pulled their business out of Saudi Arabia…right?

And this just in…government pinheads are working on bomb shelters for everyone. Here’s their prototype:


“The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.” ― H.L. Mencken


Tonight’s musical offering:

Samuel Barber – Agnus Dei

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