Recent studies have yet to conclude if irresponsible enemas are locking the human brain from a free-thinking, freedom-loving worldview, into a degenerating mass of irrational goo that only recognizes mind-crushing lunacy provided each day by government and media shitheads.
Scientist: “Hugging Is A High-Risk Procedure!” – via richieallen.co.uk
Peter Openshaw, a professor at Imperial College London, told the BBC this morning that hugging is a “high-risk procedure” and that it’s best if we greet people at a distance with “a smile and a kind word.”
Openshaw is a member of the New and Emerging Respiratory Virus Threats Advisory Group (NERVTAG). Speaking to BBC Breakfast he said:
“Some of us are quite happy not to be hugging and kissing many times on the cheek. This is a high-risk procedure, I would say in medical terms and I would certainly not be embracing people closely. I think you can greet people perfectly well at a distance with a smile and a kind word. I think we must be extremely cautious.
It’s worldwide shitfuckery…yeah?
The real high-risk procedure is continuing to listen to dickheads’ vaudeville like this and not laughing the bejesus out of them.
I think we’re all in agreement that this is a moment when we need to be very cautious if we’re going to preserve our freedoms going forward into the summer. The more cautious we are now, the more likely it is that we’re going to be able to open up as we hope to over the summer.”
Peter thinks it best that we avoid hugging and kissing in order to preserve our freedoms. I guess irony wasn’t on the curriculum when Peter went to school then eh?
Who the fuck are these people? Hugging, a high-risk procedure? Really? Is this Revenge Of The Nerds IV? Are we really listening to dateless wonders and geeks telling us when we can be intimate with each other?
I bet Openshaw married the first girl that laid him. The gloves are off now. It’s time to send these people up, to expose them for the lunatics they are. I said in a previous piece, that there was a time when the nations comics would be queuing up to annihilate Openshaw and his witchdoctor chums.
It’s time to laugh these goons out of town and out of our lives forever.
But as Richie Allen resides in Great Britain, he might not be privy that the same fucking lunacy spouted from morons in the UK can easily be found across the pond, here in the U.S.
They’re Vaccinated and Keeping Their Masks On, Maybe Forever – via dnyuz.com
Hey…we’re proud of ya’.
Whenever Joe Glickman heads out for groceries, he places an N95 mask over his face and tugs a cloth mask on top of it. He then pulls on a pair of goggles.
He has used this safety protocol for the past 14 months. It did not change after he contracted the coronavirus last November. It didn’t budge when, earlier this month, he became fully vaccinated. And even though President Biden said on Thursday that fully vaccinated people do not have to wear a mask, Mr. Glickman said he planned to stay the course.
In fact, he said, he plans to do his grocery run double-masked and goggled for at least the next five years.
And Jesus wept!
We’re here, right?
“Liberty is not for these slaves; I do not advocate inflicting it against their conscience. On the contrary, I am strongly in favor of letting them crawl and grovel all they please before whatever fraud or combination of frauds they choose to venerate…Our whole practical government is grounded in mob psychology and the Boobus Americanus will follow any command that promises to make him safer.” ~ H. L. Mencken
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 
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