The agonies imposed by shysters, dopes, cement heads and arseholes continue to multiply, quite like the morning kick in the crotch if one tunes into any local newscast for bright and cheery news of the day, reported by matrix drones, that drives many to climb into their personal coffin, hoping to entice Father Time, who is still undefeated, to come quickly.
In the house of pain, all types of maladies are expected in the age of the mysterious cornholio, and seemingly welcomed by the willful ignorants, lolcows and unwashed.
But when real health emergencies are experienced, well, screw you – especially if you live in Los Angeles:
‘We Are Not Abandoning Resuscitation’: LA County Healthcare Leader Speaks Out After Memo Raises Concerns – via losangeles.cbslocal.com
LOS ANGELES (CBSLA) — Los Angeles County hospitals are so inundated, officials said they’re just trying to provide the best care they can for the people who need it.
Oh dear! We have to stop right here with this media propaganda and shitfuckery.
“LA County hospitals are so inundated”…Umm, not quite.
The gods of truth supply the real deal to any who care to research just a bit about whatever diarrhea these buttcheeks shit out:
The U.S. department of Health and Human Services provides a nifty little weekly update on hospitalizations, both non and cornholio related.
Inpatient Beds Occupied (All Patients) -508,370
Inpatient Beds Occupied (COVID-19 Patients)n -126,417
ICU Beds Occupied (All Patients) – 67,246
Data Source: HHS Protect, U.S. Department of Health & Human Services, last updated 1/4/2021
But not to worry, for we have the little lawn jockey gollum, offering heaps of garbage for the masses to bend the knee toward:
Coronavirus means life won’t go back to normal until fall 2021, despite vaccines: Fauci – via foxnews.com
Dominick the Donkey speaks, and the lolcow’s listen.
Are there more droppings from this donkey? You bet!
Dr. Fauci says mandatory COVID-19 vaccines possible for schools and travel
Fauci said the US could issue coronavirus vaccine passports – via theblaze.com
Remember back in your high school years, when some ‘cool’ dude or chick uttered bullshit that you believed initially, only to discover just a scant few months later, that their shyte uttered was pure bat guano?
Sure you do.
You’re living your high school nightmare now, as an adult, you’re taking the ream up the ass from the clowns you pledged never to obey.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. – Voltaire
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 