Hey Mom! Quick, come look; the lolcows are humiliating themselves again.
Yes, boys and girls, wearable restaurant tables are the latest marketing ‘geniusry’ that has sprouted from the seeds of insanity of the cornholio. Total degradation and humiliation they take on.
Fish Tales Bar & Grill in Ocean City, Maryland seems to have solved that problem with its “bumper tables” – waist-high rubber inner-tubes on wheels with a hole in the middle for the customer to insert their body.
While the restaurant is not permitted to accept dine-in customers yet, staff showed off the ungainly constructs over the weekend, walking the freshly-made contraptions off the truck in one of the world’s more unusual fashion shows. The events company that designed the tables claims they’ve had a lot of interest from other restaurants in the area. – via rt.com
The sham of the cornholio the lolcows continue to swallow provides fertile territory for tapeworms to flourish.
The dickhead governor’s and mayor’s, enjoying smelling their own shyte, send out their latest proclamations of f**kery for the lolcows to obey:
‘You’ll be taken right out of water!’: DeBlasio THREAT to send cops if beachgoers break Covid-19 rules provokes DEFIANT response – via rt.comNew York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has warned that police will enforce social distancing measures on beaches over Memorial Day weekend – and will forcibly remove anyone who dares to take a swim.“Anyone tries to get in the water, they’ll be taken right out of the water,” the mayor said at a press briefing on Monday.
There must be something with the sand that these jive shyters have a fetish about, right?
Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti said Monday that he supports reopening the city’s beaches for active recreation, with some restrictions. Sitting or tanning in the “dry areas of sand” would not be a good idea right now, Garcetti said.
“But the wet sand area — if you need to get in there to swim, to surf … that is something I hope we can earn again.” – via news.yahoo.com
Proper f**kery, Amy!
But more and more have the uncomfortable feeling of bloated shyte in their bowels after consuming fast food experiments and main stream media bullshit.
They look to the gods and the gods only answer is more shitf**kery. Sadly, the lolcows obey.
Is there sanity left…such an easy answer. Yes! But one has to disengage from the mainstream f**kery.
3 keys to a thriving immune system Gut, Brain, Mind, 15 minutes – Dr. John Bergman
“In keeping silent about evil, in burying it so deep within us that no sign of it appears on the surface, we are implanting it, and it will rise up a thousand fold in the future. When we neither punish nor reproach evildoers, we are not simply protecting their trivial old age, we are thereby ripping the foundations of justice from beneath new generations.”―
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