Each day in the factory of sadness brings fresh turds to the masses, dropped by psychopath’s on the yellow brick road traveled upon by bodies wearing masks and rubber gloves. It’s such a wonderful time to be alive.
Check out just a bit of the latest fear porn f**kery from the corporate media:
Can the coronavirus be spread through farts? – via nypost.com
Two Australian doctors are weighing in about the spread of the coronavirus “down under” — whether it can be spread through farts, that is.
During Friday’s episode of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s “Coronacast” podcast, producer and host Dr. Norman Swan made a cautionary suggestion when it comes to particles of feces set adrift within a fart and the spread of COVID-19.
Hail to the cornholio! It can leap tall buildings, chill out for whatever amount of time it wants to in the air, rest for hours, days or weeks on inanimate objects waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike, unless you’re at the grocery or liquor store, or any government office, for those areas are kryptonite to the mighty cornholio.
But it’s not just between-the-buttcheeks where the cornholio can linger.
Read and weep all you men out there:
Testicles may make men more vulnerable to coronavirus: study – via nypost.com
The coronavirus could linger in the testicles, making men prone to longer, more severe cases of the illness, according to a new study.
Researchers tracked the recovery of 68 patients in Mumbai, India, to study the gender disparity of the virus, which has taken a worse toll on men, according to a preliminary report posted on MedRxix, which hosts unpublished medical research papers that have not been peer reviewed.
‘unpulished medical research papers that have not been peer reviewed’ – Conglatulations NY Post, for adding mega doses of fear porn de-jour.
And if your privates don’t spread the cornholio, your dead body just might:
First case of a DEAD patient passing on coronavirus is reported in Thailand after medical examiner is infected – via dailymail.co.uk
The forensic worker was infected in Bangkok in what is thought to be the first such case anywhere in the world.
Researchers warned in a letter published in the Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine that forensic workers would have to guard themselves against infection.
‘Scientists suspect’???…’forensic workers would have to guard themselves against infection’??? Haven’t they done this before the mighty cornholio?
But the mighty cornholio might not be so mighty after all.
CV: Ohhh…. HOT MIC Moment Before The Daily Fear Briefing – “[Take Off Mask, Fatality Rate LOW]” – via neverlosetruth
The original posting of the video on Twitter can be viewed here, as well.
Meanwhile, the mainstream media has nearly everyone shitting their pants, possibly sending out even more droplets of the cornholio.
…and Jesus wept
And a thoughtful and thought provoking piece…
What if? by Kimberly Brady, MD, Douglas County – via douglascountyherald.com
All this vaudeville from the corporate media and government demons reminds me of an old SNL episode:
The People’s Court – Saturday Night Live
Tonight’s musical offering:
Brewer and Shipley – ‘One Toke Over The Line’ – With Lyrics
(Jesus, Mary and Holy St. Joseph – don’t we have to be one toke over the line to withstand the insanity?)