The gods have granted the dickheads another day for putting their heads together to hatch new orders of misery and mayhem, following up on the previous days’ of multiple punches to the crotch of the innocents. The gods are merciless – daily sacrifices must be made.
Darts are taken out by the dickheads in their government offices where no social distancing is practiced, and with steady hand they take aim at their dartboard that depicts Dante’s Circles of Hell, updated for earthlings these arseholes think they rule, and with a flick of the wrist, the dart hits the target.
The government official (dickhead) limps toward the dartboard to inspect which industry will be killed today. Why… it’s the restaurant industry that will get the guillotine!
The dickheads offer up hearty handshakes and slaps on the back, for they can press flesh but you can’t. They then assume their normal somber and soulless face for public display and march out for a press conference to announce the execution, still not practicing social distancing.
Denver ends On-Site Restaurant, Bar Service Until May 11 Over COVID-19 – via westword.com
Tough, tough times you think. Head bent, you feel the urge to cough because your favorite restaurant has been executed, but quickly suppress it lest someone hear the bodily function and have you rounded up and hauled away to halls of misery and suppression – the life of the quarantined.
But this is just local shyte in a city. I’ll just find a tasty restaurant in the suburbs to feast upon with gastro delights, you think.
Ah, the gods are laughing at your ignorance, as decimations from City dickheads are no match to the annihilation that State dickheads can unleash:
Polis Orders Statewide Shutdown of Casinos, Gyms, Theaters, Restaurants, Bars – via westword.com
Governor Jared Polis has issued a public health order requiring large gathering spaces like theaters, gyms and casinos to close their doors for at least thirty days; all bars and restaurants in Colorado must also suspend on-site service.
While the average individual’s risk of severe health consequences from contracting COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, remains low — 80 percent of cases exhibit only mild symptoms — public health experts and government officials have sounded urgent warnings about the need to “flatten the curve” of the virus’s spread through shutdowns, self-quarantines and other forms of “social distancing.”
Conglaturations to the State dickheads for their industry executions! The gods from Gehenna are most pleased.
But then, a flash of sanity lights through your mind when you read that severe health consequences from contracting the “disease” remains low, with 80 percent of cases exhibiting only mild symptoms. What’s this? And what are the symptoms of the ‘cornholio‘ disease? Fever, cough and shortness of breath. And how many have died, worldwide, from the cornholio as of today? Approximately 5,735. And then you wonder, how many have died from the ordinary flu. 22,000 to 55,000 as of March 7th, 2020, according to the CDC
No industry executions have been done this year or any years past because of the flu. Executions of jobs of folks who probably don’t have a trunk-full of cash stashed away to get through 2, 4, 6, 8 weeks or more of having no income are nothing more than the evil from the gods, manifested from Hell, implemented by their earthly brethren – but who cares.
Only weeks of this shittery???…think again. The dickheads have other ideas:
UK coronavirus crisis ‘to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalized – via the guardian.com
Where do they get this shyte, you might wonder?. Evidently, they extract it from their morning droppings of dung.
The innocent’s, apathetic’s and ignorant’s are deep into their tank. They believe any shitf**kery the demons from Hell issue through their mouthpieces in the corporate media.
Tank into your own crib for weeks on end, embracing a glassy haze of shyte from the government dickheads of when they might, just might, allow you to earn a living again.
But that is not for you to be concerned about – for these shysters have the plandemic of your tank there for you to stick your head up your arse and obey…no questions asked.
Revel in the world of suck they dictate, and then get all moist when you hear they are doing all they can to mitigate the shitf**kery they’ve produced.
All Hail the dickheads!
Tonight’s musical offering:
The Allman Brothers Band – “In Memory of Elizabeth Reed” – At Fillmore East, 1971