It’s Uncool to be a Dick, or…’The Days of Our Virus’

In this factory of sadness, there is a game played everyday across this fruited plain and all other plains, it’s called, ‘who wants to be a dick today?’.

And to keep the factory one of permanent sadness, those practicing dickheadism rivals the number of grains of sand that make up the universe’s polluted beaches.

In The Days of Our Virus, the apathetic’s have awakened, crotch punching each other for toilet paper, stockpiling genetically modified food, getting bent if the corporate outhouse selling mostly sludge is out of the chemical f**kery of hand sanitizer; and then, in a fit of more f**kery,  exhibit advanced dickheadism with shyte like this:

United flight diverted after passengers became disruptive because someone was sneezing – via USAtoday.com

Associated Press
DENVER – A commercial flight from Colorado ski country to Newark, New Jersey, made an unscheduled stop in Denver after several passengers became disruptive because they were seated next to someone who they thought was sick, officials said.
Sunday’s diversion of the United Airlines flight to Newark International Airport illustrates growing concerns over the coronavirus outbreak that has infected more than 500 people in the U.S. and 100,000 people worldwide.
A small group of passengers became disruptive on Flight 1562 after they were seated next to someone who was sneezing and coughing, United Airlines officials told Denver media.
The passengers failed to follow crew members’ instructions, forcing the diversion to Denver, where the plane was met by police and the disruptive passengers removed, KUSA-TV reported.
Denver police officials said three people were upset about a sick person on the plane.
United Airlines officials told KCNC-TV that the passenger they thought was sick was actually suffering from allergies. The person was screened on the plane, did not have a fever and was allowed to continue on the flight.

Every time the apathetic’s are given an opportunity to ‘not be a dick’, they confound the gods of second chances and dive head first into the sands of dickheadism.

But The Days of Our Virus is producing such advanced dickheadism among the apathetic’s and ignorant’s that the gods of second chances have had their minds and loving hearts mercifully amputated due to the stupidity of the apathetic’s, and thus the apathetic’s are left to suffer from their own home-grown shitf**kery.

I was advised by the better half here at the Asylum, that just a scant few blocks away, anyone can check in, get swabbed and be checked for the loogies from The Days of Our Virus. From there, who knows what can happen. Probably joy, happiness, and then eventual starvation with a shortened lifetime quarantined in the asylum.

Never mind that the worldwide testing for The Days of Our Virus is supremely suspect. Apathetic’s and willful ignorants only follow those who are dicks, and any research or critical thinking outside the corporate and government propaganda causes them to projectile vomit, and thusly they continue to follow along in the ways of dickdom.

God, Mother Earth, or the Committee of Dolphins who started this circus, along with the gods of second chances, throw their arms and fins up in the air and abandon this shyte show.

“The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Start Spangled Banner’, but in fact the message was this: “So long and thanks for all the fish'”― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Tonight’s musical offering:

“When I’m Sixty Four” (Remastered 2009) · The Beatles

Photo by Jeremy Ricketts on Unsplash

8 comments

  1. I went to my sewing group yesterday, an uncomfortable hush fell across the room every time someone sneezed or coughed. That wasn’t so bad, but it’s soo hard to keep my big mouth shut every time they mention the weather, since I’ve already handed out geoengineering flyers, what else is there to do but bite my tongue eternally. Brutal.

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  2. There is nothing like going down to your local “testing-station” to get tested for THE VIRUS and while standing in line you make direct contact with others worried about having THE VIRUS and perhaps your statistical chances of becoming infected has just risen 100%.

    Tubularsock suggests that you lick your hands rather than wash them. Dogs, as you know Decker, lick their paws and they don’t have THE VIRUS. That’s Science!

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