Hot Shower Ready

“Nice day for it.” “Yes,” said a passing maniac.”
― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Being old (as this writer is) or being ill, or just being a bit scatter-brained or maybe being lazy; a buffoon, cad or just another resident lunatic on whatever glob we find ourselves living on…getting ready to venture out from our homestead can be…challenging.

Jennifer Aniston insists she is not glamorous.

The 49-year-old movie star – last seen in the film Dumplin’ – insisted she is naturally more casual and it takes her a very long time to look the way she does on a red carpet.

 ‘Me glamorous? This takes a couple of hours to do,’ said the Friends vet. – via


Now, if I had to get to the point of being “red carpet ready”; the crew of make-up artists, hair stylists and plastic surgeon’s would have to work round the clock for a couple of weeks to ensure the transformation from regular old guy going to the grocery store to gent strolling down a red carpet wasn’t met with cases of stomach viruses and projectile vomiting.

Only a couple of hours to be “red carpet ready”?  Mercy!  I need a couple of hours each morning to get to the point of being “hot shower ready”.

“Reality is frequently inaccurate.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Nancy Pelosi is Spending the (government) Shutdown at Hawaii Resort.  Maxine Waters, that Mensa of the first order, is in the Bahamas during the partial government shutdown. But they care. If you don’t believe it, then just listen to their claptrap of stupidity.

The likes of Ms. Pelosi and Ms. Waters, in the end, means nothing to each of us.  They are simply members of the dump of the universe’s psychotic’s upon the average citizen. Sadly, many of a wandering soul pays heed to their BS.

“God’s Final Message to His Creation:
‘We apologize for the inconvenience.”
― Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

The almost daily rant here on this insignificant website is one of describing, in all its ugly forms, the lizards in government, media and corporate bullshittery that we daily sign onto – hoping that we each find our own way to stop buying into their insanity.

We’re afforded glimpse’s into these psychotic’s minds each day. Whether they be from the Trump’s, the Pelosi’s or Water’s or other modern day psychotic’s …they are demons through and through.  And we pay too much attention to their f**kery.

They haven’t a second thought of asking you and your loved ones to subscribe yet again to whatever new form of insanity they concoct in their pot of stewing guano. Obey, consume and repeat is all they offer.

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”
― Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

Maybe 2019 will afford all who are asleep, day-dreaming that the psychotic’s we’ve given away ourselves to – that each of us will awake and take back our essence from supreme, universal a-holes, hell bent in their lust for power and control to end our lives…slowly, methodically and with finality.


Tonight’s musical offering:

Vivaldi – Concerto in D Major, RV 93: Largo

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