What Kind of S-hole Is This?

Remember when delusional nutjobs hid behind the hedges and didn’t proclaim the tap-dancing of nuttiness slamming against the walls of their empty heads each and every day?  Neither do we.

Alas…in the West, it seems the nuttier the better today.  The nutjobs are loose and have no problem telling the world about their idiotic and disturbing obsessions:

Hollywood Elite Now Bragging About Using Penis Skin Taken From Babies To Make Their Faces Look Younger

Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock have made headlines recently by revealing their ‘secret’ to maintaining young and healthy looking skin. The duo have nicknamed the procedure the ‘Penis Facial’ due to the fact that the serum used in the process is derived from the foreskin of Korean babies. – via blacklistednews.com

My first thought when reading this headline was “no way”.  We, as a species, haven’t sunk this low, have we?  But then, deciding the kill off a few more brain cells, I watched the clip of Ms. Bullock explaining this “serum” to the ever vapid “Ellen”, holding out hope that we haven’t sunk to such depths, but upon viewing the carnage, came to the conclusion that we are indeed doomed.  I’ve thought this quite often of late but keep hoping that things aren’t as bad as the nutjobs, with their mere presence and uttering their insane ramblings, tell us they are.

jakob-puff-461643-unsplashIt’s easy (not really) to laugh off dimwits such as Ms. Bullock or Ms. Blanchett, possibly shape-shifting, reptilian creatures who somehow were jettisoned from the Universe’s outhouse and found a home here, but they are just two of the swarm of nutjobs who are leading the ordinary human traveller with a independent mind to wonder – what the hell kind of shit-hole am I living on?

 

But it gets better. Saudi Arabia, you know that place you’ve never been to and thankful you don’t live there – the dark lord and master called Facebook has decided it will team up with the Atlantic Council — a prominent Washington-based think-tank funded by Saudi Arabia, major oil companies, defense contractors, and Charles Koch — to prevent its platform from “being abused during elections.”  Ah yes, Zukerberg and Facebook.  Two nutjobs who have tissy fits of anyone not adhering to the line of approved horseshit of the way they want you to think.

And hoping to find wars not just of the kind that end innocent lives, the guy with orange hair and his unending amount of delirious tweets that warms the hearts of nearly every neocon radio or television personality who only believe their world of death to those who don’t subscribe to the continued insanity of spending trillions on wars that end the lives of folks with brown-colored skin, Trump gave Germany the finger with an ultimatum to drop the Russian gas pipeline or a trade war begins

As many people know, we oppose the Nord Stream 2 project, the US government does,” State Department spokeswoman, Heather Nauert said during a late March press briefing adding that “the Nord Stream 2 project would undermine Europe’s overall energy security and stability. It would provide Russia [with] another tool to pressure European countries, especially countries such as Ukraine.” And speaking of Ukraine, recall that in 2014, shortly after the US State Department facilitated the presidential coup in Ukraine, Joe Biden’s son Hunter joined the board of directors of Burisma, Ukraine’s largest oil and gas company. Surely that was merely a coincidence. – via antimedia.com

That’s right, Ms. Nauert – Washington tells the world what they can do, when they can do it and with whom, and if it’s not yummingly swallowed like the chocolate chip ice cream shake after a delicious meal – then we, the U.S., will proceed to do a colonoscopy on your country.

Trump has been pushing for better access for U.S. companies to an EU market he has criticized as over-protected. Barring an EU offer to address Mr. Trump’s grievances, the U.S. will hit Europe with punitive steel and aluminum tariffs on June 1. The EU has promised retaliatory tariffs.

Mr. Trump’s grievances? Mercy, what a deplorable jackass. What Germany and the EU decide to do is their business, not yours.  You want their trade, come up with a competitive product.

But such is the way of  Washington and the jackals and nutjobs who run it.  Do what we say, or we might send along a few missiles your way to make you think otherwise, and if that doesn’t work, we’ll import our most popular lunatics to infest the minds of your population with the benefits of penis skin for a radiant glow for the faces that have nothing behind them other than penis foreskin.

War, death, destruction, a hefty dose of mind control, and, don’t forget, penis skin taken from babies to make the skin of aging morons look better…yes, this is what the rest of the world should line up for from the U.S.

Have a groovy weekend!

***

Tonight’s musical offering (the little bit of sanity left to us in the West):

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756-1791) Serenade No. 9 in D major, K. 320 “Posthorn” (1779)  ~ Finale – Presto ~ Performed by Sir Charles Mackerras and the Prague Chamber Orchestra

Photo credit (front page): http://www.unsplash.com/@vladimirkramer

Photo credit: http://www.unsplash.com/@jakobpuff