What is it called when you have a handful of presidential candidates, along with the lunatic with orange hair himself, all gathering in your city
Sunday Baroque
“The only sign of superiority that I know is kindness” – attributed to Ludwig van Beethoven *** “What is classical music if not the epitome
Saturday Jazz
“I’m beginning to understand myself. But it would have been great to be able to understand myself when I was 20 rather than when I
Rat Shyte Blues
Not since the gods from Gehenna shapeshifted into human form, taking the express elevator up from Hell to deposit their night soil upon terra firma,
The Voice of God
“On the page it looked…nothing. The beginning – simple, almost comic. Just a pulse – bassoons…basset horns – like a rusty squeezebox. And then, suddenly
I’m Going to Lamp Them
Oh, bejesus! Living in the States, and sadly, not having any kind of broad international travel under my belt, there are words and phrases that
Dispatches from the Asylum 