Dispatches from the Asylum

The nagging and most pressing question on everyone’s mind (so the corporate media spews) is how many booster jabs of battery acid will be needed

As we all know, God, Mother Earth or the committee of dolphins who created this wonder, turned nightmare vaudeville by nutjobs, cement heads, psychofuck’s and

As most of the unwashed continue to accept kicks in the crotch and cinder blocks to the head from morons and dopes masquerading as government

In tonight’s episode of, ‘we suck again’, the pinheads, morons and shitheads have to come clean with their nefarious activities of death and annihilation, as

Quiet lamentations can be heard in the heavens. But they are lamentations only expressed as one sits alone, without spooning with their hand-held radiation device,