Dispatches from the Asylum

There’s bold and then there’s putting metal into an electrical socket, and since the bold have their underground bunkers secured, we are left with psychofuck’s

Who needs optimism when you can drown your misery in vodka, and if that doesn’t work, well, don’t fret boys and girls, the incompetent’s have

Before the writing begins tonight (if one can call any of this ‘writing’) first a word from our ‘leaders’: Thanks Joey! And a bit of

The reinforcements for government ‘officials’ have been called in as the original jive assclowns have shit the bed so often that their epic failures are