Dispatches from the Asylum

As the apathetic’s addiction to never raising an eyebrow toward anything that might do them a disservice, harm them, or even end their stay on

When it’s gold….it’s gold! *** Next… Seriously…what kind of family allows another family member to endure this?  Stupid question. And the Washington Post is weighing

In news that won’t matter to hardly anyone, yet pleads with God, Mother Earth or the committee of dolphins who started this vaudeville to end

An omen has appeared from the heavens. Lollipops and candy canes are falling from the skies. But like an eclipse that happens rarely and will

In tonight’s episode of: How do I get off this sinking ship, the cheese nugget in the White House maintained his historic low in idiocy