In Less than 3 Minutes. Really…No Kidding!

Who needs optimism when you can drown your misery in vodka, and if that doesn’t work, well, don’t fret boys and girls, the incompetent’s have new shiny shit to further contribute to the mass hypochondria they’ve beaten into the unwashed for the past 2 years.

Don’t think you’re sick…well, think again…and now they can tell you in less than 3 minutes. No shit!

The FDA on Thursday issued an emergency use authorization for a Covid-19 breathalyzer that can detect the China virus in less than three minutes.

According to the FDA, the InspectIR Covid-19 Breathalyzer is the size of a piece of carry-on luggage that “detects chemical compounds in breath samples associated with a SARS-CoV-2 infection.” – via thegatewaypundit.com

Really, it works!  Why? Because they say so, and the unwashed will believe about anything now, so who cares if it doesn’t.

Let’s get the details from the big farts:

CNN reported:

The US Food and Drug Administration has granted emergency use authorization to the first Covid-19 test that spots chemical compounds associated with the coronavirus in breath, the agency said Thursday.

The FDA said the InspectIR Covid-19 Breathalyzer, which is about the size of a piece of carry-on luggage, can be used in medical offices and mobile testing sites. It can give results in less than three minutes.

The system separates and identifies chemical mixtures to detect five compounds associated with SARS-CoV-2 infection.

A study of the InspectIR Breathalyzer found it accurately identified more than 91% of positive samples and nearly 100% of negative samples. Similar sensitivity was found in another study that focused on the Omicron coronavirus variant. However, a positive result should be confirmed with a PCR test, the FDA said. (emphasis added)

Wait….wuuuut?

You mean that elongated snot scrubber that’s stuck halfway into your brain…that’s the confirmation that’s needed for their new 3 minute wonder?

Evidently, but don’t worry…because the PCR claptrap doesn’t work either. Never has. The joke’s on us…right?

Government Admits that PCR Test is Useless – by Dr. Vernon Coleman

Go to the UK government’s website called gov.uk and look for a guidance report called `Covid-19: management of staff and exposed patients or residents in health and social care settings.’

The report appears under the heading Public Health England and it was updated on 28th January 2021.

Scroll down to section 6 which is headed `Sars-cov-2 re-testing in staff, patients and residents in health and social care settings’.

Here is the whole of the first paragraph:

`Immunocompetent staff, patients and residents who have tested positive for sars-cov-2 by PCR should be exempt from routine re-testing by PCR or LFD antigen tests (for example, repeated whole setting screening or screening prior to hospital discharge) within a period of 90 days from their initial illness onset or test (if asymptomatic) unless they develop new covid 19 symptoms. This is because fragments of inactive virus can be persistently detected by PCR in respiratory tract samples following infection – long after a person has completed their isolation period and is no longer infectious.’

Concentrate on the final paragraph.

And you will find this choice section: `fragments of inactive virus can be persistently detected by PCR in respiratory samples following infection – long after a person has completed their isolation period and is no longer infectious.’

And that is exactly why I and other doctors have been arguing for months that the PCR test is unreliable and not fit for purpose.

I’ll repeat what the UK Government says: `fragments of inactive virus can be persistently detected by PCR in respiratory samples following infection – long after a person has completed their isolation period and is no longer infectious.’

So, now I’d like the fake checkers and the pseudo journalists who have accused me of publishing misinformation to get down on their knees and start groveling.

Because the UK Government is saying exactly what I and other doctors have been saying for months.

The PCR test picks up fragments of inactive virus when a patient is no longer infectious. (emphasis added)

And it appears that the UK Government must now agree with me: the PCR test is useless and should be abandoned.

‘Fake checkers’, pseudojournalists, politicians and members of the twitterati should publish their grovelling apologies immediately.

I’ll repeat it once more for those fake checkers who are a little slow on the uptake:

The UK Government says that the PCR test picks up fragments of inactive virus when a patient is no longer infectious. – vernoncoleman.com

Jesus, Mary and holy St. Joseph….can’t we just skip all this testing nonsense and get to where it’s all going?

“This, to me, is the ultimately heroic trait of ordinary people; they say no to the tyrant and they calmly take the consequences of this resistance.” ― Philip K. Dick

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Tonight’s musical offering:

Gustavo Dudamel : Mussorgsky, Pictures At An Exhibition – The Great Gate of Kiev

Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

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