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That face you make after escaping the shit show called life on earth…
The shit show rolls on:
International Media Continues To Play Stupid As Doctors Warn Of ‘Mysterious’ Cancer “Epidemic”
Goes right in line with family members, friends, mates, strange cousins and co-workers who were all so hip, smug and groovin’ with the stabbies, face diapers, social distancing, plexiglass, relentless hand sanitizing and all the other insane horse shit that shysters and morons dreamed up for the cornholio, yet now can’t seem to remember any of their words and actions that contributed to the absolute madness of it all. If the doctors can continue to play stupid with what the stabbies have done, hey…they can continue to be just as stupid and self-righteous as they were back then too.
Experts Discover Over 200Billion DNA Fragments in a Single Dose of Pfizer’s COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine
Cancer genomics expert Dr. Phillip Buckhaults recently testified to the South Carolina Senate about the DNA contamination found in Pfizer’s mRNA COVID-19 vaccines. There are an estimated 200 billion pieces of plasmid DNA in each dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, he said. These pieces of DNA are packaged in lipid nanoparticles, basically a synthetic virus, and are delivered into vaccinees’ cells. (full article)
And in satirical news…
10 Changes Trump Made In The ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible – babylonbee.com
The entire world is still abuzz with former President Donald Trump’s announcement of the release of his new “God Bless the USA” Bible, but people have wondered what sets this new edition of the Bible apart from all others before it.
The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy and can unveil the following list of changes in Trump’s new Bible:
- Moses has to hold up the American flag so Israelites can win in battle: Waving Old Glory gives the Hebrews the victory.
- Proverbs is replaced with a collection of Trump’s finest tweets: A book full of wisdom, 280 characters at a time.
- The New Testament now includes the full text of Trump: The Art of the Deal: The two greatest books in history are now together in one volume.
- Joseph’s colorful coat is orange: A very beautiful orange. People loved the orange coat. Everyone says so.
- Jesus is betrayed by a kiss from Mike Pence: Never trusted Pence. Short guy, fly on head. Not trustworthy.
- All biblical villains now have nicknames: Including “Phony Pharaoh,” “Nasty Nebuchadnezzar,” and “Lyin’ Lucifer.”
- The first apostle Jesus calls is Ben Franklin: Put down your kite and follow me!
- 23rd Psalm replaced with lyrics to “American Pie”: Such a beautiful song. Let’s Make Psalm 23 Great Again!
- Ravens feed Elijah by bringing him a Big Mac and fries: God provides the best food for His people.
- Jesus doesn’t die in this one: People prefer stories where the hero doesn’t die.
That’s just a few examples of the exciting additions to the most sacred text in human history. Order your copy today and have God’s Word autographed by Trump as a free gift!
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Tonight’s musical offering:
Dispatches from the Asylum 
Following on from your DNA in vaccine link, here’s another situation where doctors seem determined to remain baffled.
‘Doctors are warning that they are seeing a rise in cases of a strange syndrome that causes a range of symptoms including suicidal thoughts.
The disorder is called “Complex Regional Pain Syndrome” (CRPS) which doctors have dubbed “suicide syndrome” or “suicide disease…”
‘The news comes as cases of several potentially fatal conditions have been increasing in recent years.
Over the past three years, cancers, heart attacks, strokes, and blood clots have all been rising.’
https://slaynews.com/news/strange-suicide-syndrome-emerging-doctors-warn/
You can lead a doctor to the dots, but you can’t make him join them.
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Perfectly said….’you can lead a doctor the the dots, but you can’t make him join them’ Thanks for the link and info. Cheers!
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