May the Farce be With Us

Oh, dear God!  The vaudeville gets better each and every day.

Now, the mother lode of them all, the Force, is helping with war efforts in galaxies far, far away from the U.S.  And we have none other than crap actor Mark Hamill doing his Jedi mind fuck thing to lend a helping hand with keeping the war humming along.

The Richie Allen Show – Friday, February 24th –  is where I first heard this gem. Richie does a very funny send-up of this one, much funnier than anything I could write.  You can listen to it here.  It’s free and starts at the 11:03 mark. (Highly recommended)

Here’s the straight vaudeville:  (NO, this is not satire or Babylon Bee stuff)

Mark looks like he’s been on a few too many intergalactic trips to be doing anything other than petting the resident pooch at the assisted living facility in a far away universe….but even Luke Skywalker must do his bit to keep the war efforts going along smoothly. We’re proud of him –  the world’s own Fighting Jack.

And in other grim news… 

Hey Mom! Come quick..look!  My nuggets taste funny.

No, junior…it’s just your imagination.  There are NOT cancerous cells in that lab grown meat.

A bombshell report from Bloomberg earlier this month revealed the lab-grown meat strongly supported by Bill Gates has cancer cells.

You are reading this correctly. You are devouring glorified cancer tumors when consuming fake meat.

Joe Fassler, the author of the piece, revealed that in order for lab-grown meat companies to produce what they “cultured meat,” they utilize what are called “immortalized cells.” These cells, in some cases ,are fully cancerous.

The big honking asterisk is that normal meat cells don’t just keep dividing forever. To get the cell cultures to grow at rates big enough to power a business, several companies, including the Big Three, are quietly using what are called immortalized cells, something most people have never eaten intentionally. Immortalized cells are a staple of medical research, but they are, technically speaking, precancerous and can be, in some cases, fully cancerous. – via

Yummy!  What will these demon turds think of next?  Poison jabs…done that.  Fill the skies with chemical fuckery of all kinds…done that.  War after war, after war, after…check!  Enough with this overt shit that few protest about, time for some direct fuckery, and then tell them this:

Despite this, leading scientists claim you cannot get cancer when you eat fake meat.

If we wanted to, we could eat malignant chicken tumors by the bucketload. “It’s essentially impossible for a cell from one species to gain a foothold in the tissues of another species,” says Dr. Robert Weinberg. “So even if one were to take highly malignant cells from a cow and drink them, I don’t see what the problem would be.”

How are these people not in frickin’ jail?  

Hmmm, lack of discernment, apathy, willful ignorance, allowing to be intimidated by arseholes…to name just a few.

The FDA, as previously reported by the Gateway Pundit, also asserted lab meat was safe to eat back in November.

The problem with this assumption according to National Pulse, is that these “immortalized cell lines” reproduce forever, just like cancer. This means they are effectively cancer.

These cell lines have been used in scientific research but never to produce food before. So the assertions by scientists that cancer cells in lab grown meat cannot cause cancer are not exactly based on factual information.

We also cannot forget what happened during the COVID-19 pandemic when the experts lied at multiple turns and cost millions of workers their jobs and even their lives. Trusting them on health matters can be questionable.

Cancer is not the only potential danger from eating fake meat. The Children’s Health Defense Fund reported on a study by Impossible Foods in September which demonstrated that rats had serious complications such as unexplained weight gain and anemia.

In 2019 the manufacturing company, Impossible Foods, applied for permission to market the burger in the EU and the U.K.

However, the results of a rat feeding study commissioned by Impossible Foods and carried out with SLH suggest that the burger may not be safe to eat.

SLH is the substance that gives the burger its meaty taste and makes it appear to bleed like meat when cut. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) initially refused to sign off on the safety of SLH when first approached by the company.

The rat-feeding study results suggest that the agency’s concerns were justified. Rats fed the GM yeast-derived SLH developed unexplained changes in weight gain, changes in the blood that can indicate the onset of inflammation or kidney disease, and possible signs of anemia.




Tonight’s musical offering:


Photo by Bruce Warrington on Unsplash



  1. Richie was in top form, heard the show yesterday, and that segment was hilarious! And, I could hardly believe the reaction of the host to that call-in show (forget his name, well-known there) when he was contradicted by that caller. Wow! How is that kind of reaction and tone not inciting violence? It’s not mere words that incite violence, it’s the dismissiveness and accusations of so-called professionals like him—I hope folks there are calling in by the droves to get him canceled. Richie is too nice sometimes, suggesting a fine, get the abusive schmucks fired!

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