Okay, boys and girls and all others, time for a pop quiz. Which of the following headlines are fake news and which are real? 2 minutes. Ready…Set…Go!
5. Biden Prepares Americans for Messy Midterms: ‘We Won’t Know the Winner of the Election for a Few Days’
8. Biden Has to Be Guided Off Stage By New Mexico’s Governor After Lying About the Economy and Falsely Claiming He ‘Cut Federal Debt’
9. Biden Asks For COVID Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty, Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty, Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, And Weaponizing The FBI Against Political Enemies Amnesty
10. Here We Go: Pfizer and BioNTech Begin Phase 1 Study of Combined mRNA-Based Vaccine for COVID-19 and Influenza
You may now advance to the next star system!
Okay…if you must know, Numbers 2, 6, 9 and 11 are from The Babylon Bee, and thus fake. But honestly, you had to think for a few seconds…right?
The friggin’ vaudeville rolls on!
Tonight’s musical offering:
this is what it looks like outside the Asylum tonight…
And if it’s a bit too early for that….then how about another classic:
London Symphony Orchestra (Gergiev) – “Bolero” 🎵