Okay, boys and girls and all others, time for a pop quiz. Which of the following headlines are fake news and which are real? 2 minutes. Ready…Set…Go!
1. BIDEN COMPLAINS OIL COMPANIES ‘SHOULD BE DRILLING MORE’ AFTER VOWING TO END FOSSIL FUELS
2. Supreme Court OKs Death Penalty For Commenting On Articles Without Reading Them
3. NOLTE: DISNEY GROOMERS ATTEMPT TO MEND FENCES WITH GOP177
4. …ABC Disney Host: Women Voting for Republicans Like Roaches Voting for RAID …
5. Biden Prepares Americans for Messy Midterms: ‘We Won’t Know the Winner of the Election for a Few Days’
6. DHS Announces They Will Suppress As Much Speech As It Takes To Preserve Democracy
7. Greta Calls for End to ‘Oppressive, Racist Capitalist System’
8. Biden Has to Be Guided Off Stage By New Mexico’s Governor After Lying About the Economy and Falsely Claiming He ‘Cut Federal Debt’
9. Biden Asks For COVID Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty, Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty, Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, And Weaponizing The FBI Against Political Enemies Amnesty
10. Here We Go: Pfizer and BioNTech Begin Phase 1 Study of Combined mRNA-Based Vaccine for COVID-19 and Influenza
11. Republicans And Democrats Agree To Not Claim Election Was Rigged If They Win
12. Zelensky’s wife hopes Musk tweet about peace was ‘mistake’
If you determined that all could be true and all could be false…at the same time, Congratulations!
You may now advance to the next star system!
Okay…if you must know, Numbers 2, 6, 9 and 11 are from The Babylon Bee, and thus fake. But honestly, you had to think for a few seconds…right?
The friggin’ vaudeville rolls on!
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Tonight’s musical offering:
this is what it looks like outside the Asylum tonight…
And so…
And if it’s a bit too early for that….then how about another classic:
London Symphony Orchestra (Gergiev) – “Bolero” 🎵
Dispatches from the Asylum 
What’s going on in here?! 😮
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